21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Aren't they all called Ahmid? Because when the soldiers come to their village they all come out in the open and shout "Ahmid here", "Ahmid over here". 

Fuck off Wolfie 

They should be hanged by the neck whilst the Colon Sisters sing "Ahmid The Mood For Dangling".

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

There is no little irony in these murderous bastards crying for their human rights - although I suspect they themselves couldn't give a fuck, and it's the industry of apologists that surround them that are wetting themselves in their hypocrisy.

They are just the end result of a "production system" than produces them. That production system needs to be closed down. The radical preachers are known along with the mosques that they operate from. The preachers need to at the minimum have their UK status removed and sent to the flea-holes paradises they wish to emulate and of course the mosques they work from closed down. We also need restore the right for people to challenge religious belief and faith so that religious zealots are shown to be the brain-washed fools that they are.

1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

These men gave up British civil rights and basic human rights when they joined another nation that has neither. Isis execute (murder is the correct word) people in many horrific ways, so they are now under those rules. Execution should be carried out by using my favourite method of quatering by horse or motorcycle/truck/car.

Nailing them to an old rugged cross and leaving them to die in sun would be the best option.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Yes, come on Fender, you're better than this.

At least, I fucking hope you're better than this - brain tumours can be bastards, I know, so I don't want to come across as too judgemental.

Judge will not like that word.

Sorting these kind idiots out is going to be a messy task .. perhaps the one situation where sending them direct to "paradise" is a better option than incarcerating them for life.

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No.

The Great Orme tram is a nice way to go up, or you can go on the chair lift and "shower" people as you pass over the happy valley.

11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes, the childlike wonderment and anticipatory excitement of debating the proportional occurrence of carbon inclusions in 3/4 inch re-bar, with a corporate meeter and greeter from Llandudno.

The three of us should get together for a reunion someday.

Carefree salad days, passing us by with the whimsical sadness of the death of summer, punctuated by the crunch of autumn leaves underfoot.

Have you ever been up the Great Orme?

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You're a window cleaner.

The window cleaner's just been. He uses a long reach brush attached to tank in the back of his van. He say's that he not allowed to use ladders because of elf n' safety.

32 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Then you'll get no sympathy from me.  You're too idle to scramble. 

😛

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6781503/brooklyn-beckham-quits-new-york-uni-because-of-homesickness/

And never hold a camera like that!

Poor Sally .. didn't she go to pieces?

3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

What are you, a fucking Omelette?

Yes.

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

Are you housebound or *too tight to splash-out on motor?

Eggbound.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No need. It's clear for all to see. 

Are you losing sleep over it?

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

No...I go everywhere with a set of ladders....

Are you that trainspotter from Dawlish?

1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

Regular naps will prevent you from aging, so long as you take them whilst driving. 

Not driven a car since September 2012.

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So you have special permission to break rule 5, as both 'lady Penelope' and 'Slippers' are you. And anybody in any doubt of that is either thick or lying.

Ask @Mrs Roops

44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh dear. Are you having one of those, who to be offended on behalf of days? It's difficult for the rest of us to tiptoe round your sensibilities, as we never know if you've decided to be a hermaphrodite, or just a big poof dressed as Norman Bates's mum, from one week to the next.

congratulations on successfully breaching rule 5 though.

Ya big feckin heemasex.

Please consult with Mrs R concerning "rule 5", AFASK, there are no multis here. I am only 5' 6" which is not big. I expect that your "SECURITY" jacket is hanging behind the door at present.

17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes, the second type should all be euthanised, starting with Rylan Clark and that cunt out of Coronation Street who minces about, flapping his hands and saying, "oooh!"

It must be really frustrating being afraid to leave your house without wearing one of those jackets with the word "SECURITY" printed on the back in large letters.

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

I agree with the general thrust of your narrative but “normal blokes who go to B&Q and railway museums”?

Railway Museums?? Are you trying to win the favour of the fragrant and elegant Lady Penelope? I wouldn’t bother if I were you. If Acker Bilk couldn’t get in her knickers you’ve got no fucking chance!

Winning no favours with me as I don't go to railway museums or B&Q .. do you have a Back Street Heros' t-shirt and tattoo?

21 hours ago, Punkape said:

A devil-worshiper our and about.......

Any thoughts for the week ahead now that the committee at Haslington Golf Club has banned you for messing with their iorns?

6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Good point Stubby but "shew" is archaic spelling from a time that Punker's belongs to and underftands .. you need to ask him about his close friend and confidant Maggoty Johnson.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you saying that Punkape has fucked Roadkill?

@Roadkill what the fuck has transpired here?

I thought that it was Rick who did that to him.

21 hours ago, Punkape said:

A devil-worshiper our and about.......

Stubby is a man of science and you should shew him some respect.

7 hours ago, scotty said:

 

Fuck off, you two sound like pen and albert. 

Bhurtpore or Farmers Arms?