Miles

44 minutes ago, The Beast said:

@Panzerknacker at much as I would like to leave the shitty club, I accepted it will not happen about 10 days after the referendum. So I simply have one question.

Do people with colostomy bags like the smell of their own shit?

There was a youngish bloke (mid 30s) who worked at a booking office that had a single turn of duty that had one of these bags. I covered for a him a few times when he was off sick or on leave. There was an aroma of the sort you get from chemical toilets, the stuff used to mask the smell and also kill the bugs. The smell of the shit was always there in the background and somehow the most nauseating thing was the aroma of the perfume rather than the shit itself. One clerk was there whilst the regular clerk had three weeks leave and she said that the smell was still hanging around the place on the third week. Oddly there was another older clerk who used a bag but there was hardly ever any hint of a "smell" about him.

28 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

I don't know beasty baby.. y'all are the ones smeared in shite and wondering why nobody will shake yer hand ..

Panzerknacker 

The shit (and mell)  always lands on the neighbours, that's why you are so rattled.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Rattled?

Mega-Rattled

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Moaning about the fucking weather is an  essential part of British culture. It’s what we do best and we fucking love it.

If you don’t like it fuck off to some other country. I’ll pack your fucking bags and drive you to the airport. Ok cunt?

YAWN ZZZzzzzzz!

9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Rattled?

Reality for Panzer and friends after the UK leaves the EU

4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

I've a fairly good impression as to what's going on from these pages without setting foot in yer flat roof local Jewdy baby ...kmeer..Barnier marched yer bit of paper out and shot it in the face..they're sick of yiz kuntz and want rid..pay yer bill n fuk off ..and the spaniels were back on and the argies..theyve offered  ya three pallets of frey Bentos pies for the malvinas..I'd advise taking it 

Panzerknacker 

Panzer SHUT THE FUCK UP!

34 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The biggest question here is that if you despise the thought of having your ringpiece torn in two, what the hell are you doing spending your weekend evenings hanging around well known homosexual hotspots?

 

Is it some kind of confessional like it is with Punker's? Perhaps Judge is also catholic.

13 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Project fear doing the rounds again.....

The only piles that worry you are the ones up your arse.

Just wondering if we could have the original slightly creepy but also slightly amusing panzer back? 😉 

7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Sorry.. when was the last time Britain "pillaged" the commonwealth? early 19th century if at all?

I think yiz been on the Guiness again yiz pissed up, Brexit obsessed Oirish cunt.

EreptileDysfunction

Much more recent than that, but certain of the commonwealth countries will be more than happy to increase or restart trading with us as we tend to be less piccy than the folkes they are presently selling to. I have suspicion that the Paddy farmers will also be looking to sort the trading issues out asap after Brexit as again we are a lot easier to sell agricultural products to than the piccy froggies and ironheads.

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Nationalise the railways again? Fucking Corbyn bullshit. There are too many cunts making a fortune from it for them to hand it back. If Catweazle gets in and starts trying to pressurise them, they'll just make it ridiculously impossible.

Virgin East Coast recently taken back from the most aggressive franchise holder (actually 90% owned by Stagecoach). In practical terms very easy to take back when free from EU rules.

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remain genuinely uninterested Panzer. Politics will always be the same as it always has been, an endless procession of corrupt, self serving, despicable wankers, lying and deceiving, putting on false smiles and avoiding answering any questions put to them. It doesn't matter who or what you vote for, even the odd politician with genuine good intention, soon just becomes part of the deceit machine, because the machine is bigger than any individual and it chews up and spits out anyone that doesn't hum along to its perpetual mechanical whirring.

Im fukked, they're fukked, yiz are fukked, and there's not a solitary thing any of us can do to change it.

It is also interesting read what Jezza has said in depth, he would continue the leave process as he has explained as leaving wood give him the chance to bring the utilities and railways back under state ownership. TBH we are fukked until we deal with the globalisers and bury them in the sand (and the EU is part of that).

13 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

If it twere only that simple slippers baby..ya see Arlene is leading tessy around and won't stand for any border tween her n tessy..by the way tessy has barges ready to float over with generators on them to keep the lights on in Belfast if there's no deal and the spudmunchers cut power to the interconnector 

Panzerknacker 

You miss the point. That is only a marriage of convenience. The LibDems thought that they could fuck Cameroon about but an increased Tory majority in 2015 left them fucked, the same will happen to Arlene at some point. You need to look at the map Panzer the Island of Ireland could nicely hold about 30 million unwanted migrants used to subsistence living and as I said is nicely remote from the European mainland.

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remain genuinely uninterested Panzer. Politics will always be the same as it always has been, an endless procession of corrupt, self serving, despicable wankers, lying and deceiving, putting on false smiles and avoiding answering any questions put to them. It doesn't matter who or what you vote for, even the odd politician with genuine good intention, soon just becomes part of the deceit machine, because the machine is bigger than any individual and it chews up and spits out anyone that doesn't hum along to its perpetual mechanical whirring.

Im fukked, they're fukked, yiz are fukked, and there's not a solitary thing any of us can do to change it.

I think that he is also worrying about what a now "grown up" nation such as The Irish Republic is going to do if the Brits do not import food stuffs from there .. A factor different from the past is that I think that most people in the rest of the UK would be perfectly happy to cast Ulster adrift and even happier if it became part of the republic. There is also another very real danger for Ireland in that it will be a very convenient dumping ground for the EU's inconvenient migrants. Nice and remote from the mainland, I think that The Beast has also said something about that being on the EU's agenda.

1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said:

The leavers never thought this farce through . It was all 'Vote on it Monday, sign it Wednesday , out by Friday'. Not to mention all the dosh coming home and the darkies going back to where they belong. What could possibly go wrong.

TBH I think that most Leavers did think it through .. what they did not realise though was how desperate the remoaners were and just how low they would be prepared to go to sink Brexit. Panzer is just a fuckwit with a realisation that Brexit may also leave the Irish Republic adrift without a paddle and that he might suddenly at some pointbe facing "disability assessors" that will be asking why he cannot work.

Is the weather a bit 'ot in Oyland Panzer?

Just now, Jiggerycock said:

Are you all right?

He's lucid and talking to the doctor.

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's as if he doesn't care about any of it. He hardly ever mentions brexit at all.

The stockpiling of food might be a good idea though so that hampers can be sent to the Irish Republic to feed the starving .. it is a very poor country reliant on EU subsidies.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Glad to see that brexit, for you, remains a casual interest, and not an all consuming, inescapable spiral of obsession.

I agree, its not as if he is showing signs of OCD or clinical depression.

31 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Tessy says start filling yer fridges n presses with all manner of foodstuffs for when the frogs slam the gates ..she's gonna start announcing a few things that really mean brexit means brexit..stoopid leaver cunts ..ooo..and the spaniels called  they want gib back and take yer fukkin monkeys with ya ..stick em on the Tory benches..nobody will know the difference

Lol

panzerknacker 

Are you OK Panz or, should I call for a doctor?

On 7/23/2018 at 10:46 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

Don't talk about his wife like that. You'll get him rattled. I'm sure her cock isn't that big either. 

There's safety in numbers Camb's just flash the bedroom light on and off  if he gives you any more trouble and I'll clobber him with a rolling pin.

Fuck other drivers. They're all cunts.

On 6/21/2018 at 10:47 PM, Witheredscrote said:

You filthy fucking grass.

The Gander Botherer is back.

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

"My kid was born with no anus or mouth, do you think it may be possible for him to meet his hero, Gary Glitter?"

"Sorry sir, we've spoken to his agent and Mr Gadd isn't interested."

Sorry Eric but "all that glitters" etc.

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I have never spelt the word as “bollox” in my life, but i’m sure that some sad cunt like Mr Cuntybores can dig it up from somewhere.

I have no idea what “egosyntonic” means and the fact that you spell it in two different ways doesn’t really help to be honest.  

You approve of anal intercourse and I don’t. It makes no difference to me if the arse is male or female. Either way, it’s unnatural and disgusting. I don’t give a fuck what the  Catholic Church or any other sky fairy wankers think. 

I would just point out that the peacefuls, who you pathetic liberals love so much, have a very different attitude towards our gay friends.

Judge you write (upper case apart) like the late "MARTIN CAPS LOCK" from another forum, just wondering if your real home is closer to the "twisted spire" rather than to the sound of the "bow bells"?