Miles

This dipstick cow is a spiritual guidance counsellor and she claims to have have had sexual intercourse with 30 ghosts. She is now in a serious relationship with one of them and want's to know if she can have a ghost baby with him. @Neil what do you reckon?

So @Stubby Pecker is it sensible to wear shorts in cornfields etc .. re ticks?

I reckon that its a fake smile.

Gin

I was asked to leave The Earl Of Crewe because I asked about the rats in the cellar and I was also once asked toleave The Broughton Arms in Haslington because they thought that I had, had "too much to drink".

Nantwich.

I used to go to the Swan With Two Necks and also to The Wilbraham Arms .. Scotty probably knows both of them.

Frank's boat was in Torbay today

Mary Hopkin.

They were a riot at Splott.

This nom will go a long way.

Are you "London Boxer"?

Continue safely in that knowledge that is "good science".

Don't bother adding the 32 (not 31.9) its not relevant in this. 1c is actually 1.8f you only add the 32 on when making the first calculation i'e. converting c to f so actually 0.3c is about 0.5f. So its even worse than you say.

Its been the greatest thing on here since Fender's "summerman" nom.

You fancy me don't you Whizz?

I am not important to you and I see that you have not responded.

You into trannies?

No woman would have you.

As said you are single.

Was that your mate who was seen catching the Large Blues at Daneway Banks?

I doubt it.

I am not important to you am I .. I mean its not as if you are following me around the forum is it?