Miles

@Eric Cuntman do you have an address where I can post the keys to the clique to?

Ratty and Rev are sideshows ..you are now the main performer.

I have always seen you as a Caledonian "single".

He had a "chip" on each shoulder.

Not the same thing at all. Chips originated in a various parts of the UK (including Southern Ireland which was then part of the UK). Fries are an inferior wispy foreign thing probably first fried in goose fat by goose botherers.

Uncle Jimmy used to travel on the trains quite a lot. I saw him on the Manchester to Cardiff trains a few times where there was no first class. He would always use one of the tip-up seats by the doors in the vestibule. Would just sit there with a blank expression on his face and say nothing. Another regular traveller on the trains to Cardiff was Liza Tarbuck and on one occasion Jimmy was on the same train as Liza and sitting in his usual place on the tip-up seat and the conductor mentioned this to Liza .. Liza simply replied "leave the creepy old bastard where he is".

To be honest you may now be the best here Eric .. standards are not what they were.

I think that Decs. has been chewing some railings coated with lead paint.

Do you ofter have a "pop" Dewudge?

More transatlantic cuntery and people who call chips "fries" should be executed without further delay.

RAINBOW!!

There was some kind of "genius" breeding programme back in the early 1980s. The idea was that some random slag was inseminated with sperm from an elderly academic and the result would be a new genius .. @Kunte Kinte is one of the resulting offspring of this programme, and just as with the similar experiments done by the Nazis in the 1930s the actual resulting children were mindless simpletons.

The soccer industry .. which is the "game you are actually talking about" thrives on publicity and does not care where that publicity comes from just so long as it generates more publicity from the vacuous airheads who are the "average soccer fan". The truth is that soccer has long ceased to be an alpha male thing .. all it is, is a branch of show business where lovies and poofs are at home.

This line needs questioning " Regardless of the fact that the average football fan isn't the type to condone faggotry, ". The players themselves hug and fondle each other like gayboys and fall over and cry if they as much as receive a scratch with a pin. The "fans get pissed up and shout and hug each other and cry like babies and throw tantrums if their "team" loses. You said somewhere else about football being something that unites all sorts of people from different walks of life when in fact it divides people in supporters of different teams who use it as an excuse to get pissed up and go on the rampage. A bit like the EU .. something that is theorised to unite people but in fact just makes the differences and divisions much more visible and obvious.

You using them velcro rainbow shoe straps things Decs?

Is this you @Lord Punkape?

You are on the reduced £6.43 an hour "minimum wage rate" aren't you?

You on the minimum gave Dewdith?

Alastair Campbell told to 'shut up' during Newsnight Brexit debate Alastair Campbell was told to "shut up" on Newsnight after repeatedly interrupting journalist Jenni Russell during a debate about Brexit. Tony Blair's former spokesman, who is campaigning for another referendum, talked to the Times columnist as she discussed her concerns about a so-called People's Vote. Ms Russell - who, like Mr Campbell, is a Remain supporter - said the "arrogance" shown by her fellow guest was the sort of thing that would "destroy" the Remain campaign.

How awful.

Ghastly.

You are very "run of the mill" and will not last long here.

Nark.

It was Jacko who removed the pin from the rotor control pedal.