Miles

Its the fucking East Midlands.

Norwich is as far north as Wolverhampton .. ie north of Birmingham .. even Snowy is further south than Decs.

Norfolk is pretty much as far north as you can go in the south and that makes you a northerner in my book.

Fuck the corncrakes

Instead of tucking the gun against your shoulder when you shoot try tucking it against your teeth or windpipe.

What the fuck do you think that NORFUCK and NORWICH means?

Any thoughts on where I could find the cheapest blackout curtains?

Shooting yourself in the foot is what you meant.

Some of the white "girls" are old age pensioners in their 70s who thought that they had found a toyboy.

Is this the new Bowel Movements thread?

Exudative diarrhea occurs with the presence of blood and pus in the stool. This occurs with inflammatory bowel diseases, such as Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis, and other severe infections such as E. coli or other forms of food poisoning.

Other than that how are "we" this morning?

What about the bones you thick fucker?

That's a bit harsh on the catholics

The thai brides age can be deceptive, there is one of these couples who lives down the hill from me. She looked 14 when I first moved here almost 10 years ago and they had got two young children then and she still looks the same age so she must be well into her 30s at least. He must be in his seventies by now. I usually see him polishing his immaculate P reg Rover 400. His bride must pay some of the bills as she works at one of the local late shops.

What are you on?

Go and play with one of these

No need to do that to you as you are senseless anyway.

Please get fucked.

Watford or Watford Gap?

You are awful Ape but I like you.

Poor Wizz .. gormless, humourless and useless.

If you haven't been to Stoke you haven't lived.

Head Stapling Clerk Grade D

Wrong on all counts .. this is Judge https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1028665/Bus-spotter-forced-40-year-hobby-labelled-terrorist-paedophile.html