At the time he posted that it was still Sunday and today (Monday) is a bank holiday, so there is no post .. more proof that DC does not live in the real world .. plus these days you would more likely get a text.
I had the pleasure of stopping to speak to some of the J Edgar Hoover's witnesses who were standing with their magazines on show in the high street .. I told them that they were selling snake oil to vulnerable people and should grow up and stop believing in fairies and that they were evil in its purest form.
A train isn't necessarily messy // many year ago I was holding hands with a big tough train driver on the locomotive at 75mph when the driver said "What the fuck is that?". I said "I think that it is a cow." DONG!!! .. the brake air pressure dropped to zero and we ground to a halt after about 800 yards .. I looked at the driver and he looked at me .. Isaid "Its me who has got to go and have a look isn't it?". He nodded his head so I climbed down and had a look at the front of the locomotive .. all I could see was some fur around one of the buffers .. Daisy (the cow) had of course mush up the brakes so we had to call assistance .. the locomotive was cleaned up underneath and repaired overnight and was back in service the next day. As to Daisy the cow .. there was not much left of her.