Miles

14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You keep saying that.   Surely you want the self confessed toe rag scalliwag with a few ounces of streetwise brain matter than a pair of pompous brain dead two faced prosecutors like Starmer and Harris who spend so much time rethinking their next gambit or words the other party has stolen the show, got up walked off with it, brought it back to be gift wrapped with a dedication card, taken it away again, thrown a victory party, then climbed into bed for a well earned eight hours peaceful sleep.   No kidding fucking Harris and Starmer are less agile than Robbie the Robot. 

Alfie Noakes would have been a brilliant PM.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Antz. 

The sad thing is that whilst I have not got a cock or balls I have still got more than @Decimus has.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

H, you probably won't remember my old mate, Alfie Noakes. He's dead now. A few of us from the BC used to share recipes on the Corner every Friday until he plagiarised a well-known southern Indian dish. He copy and pasted, word-for-word, a recipe from Vineet Bhatia's cookbook 'Happy Nan' whilst trying to pull it off as his own. The cunting he received from yours truly went down in the history books. Southern might be on the other side of the world, but he's practically Noaksy's twin... a redundant, barking, and bitter old tool with absolutely fucking nothing to offer these pages. 

Poor Alfie 😢

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Antz. 

@Decimus is Colin the Caterpillar. ( Caterpillars don't fuck by the way they are simply the larval stages of Butterflies, Moths, Sawflies and Raging Puffs.).

17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Edward Gibbon would be writing about them now, if he hadn't been dead since shortly after their declaration of independence.

Are you trying to blame him?

14 hours ago, nocti said:

You will stand for it Francis, you low-rent has-been wanker. We've always had a mutual appreciation, ever since you recommended me those dogging hotspots back in 2018 via PM. My balls have adorned some of the finest bonnets and rear windscreens that the motor industry has to offer, and I'll always be grateful for that, but your display of late has been fucking shameful.

The odd lonely photo of cheap plonk and flirting with newbies won't cut it. Consider yourself on probation. I'll reconsider our acquaintance in another six months you latent homosexual spastic.

So you are a self confessed little dogger .. is your name Granville?

8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Another day, another pile of shit.

Amazon PRIME.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that where your pull pants down and a guy holds your testicles and asks you to cough?   My scotch egg is tasty this morning! 

You scorched your egg?

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

‘Dick Balls & Sack?’ You wouldn’t. Lol and fuck off and die.

LOL that is so FUNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that where your pull pants down and a guy holds your testicles and asks you to cough?   My scotch egg is tasty this morning! 

NO

7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Have a look at the LB of you want to see a ‘club’ in action, a Mafia of the mundane, of which you are the goon-groomer in chief. Fuck me your star has waned, Francis. That it’s come to this.

You failed the DBS check?

15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Have you been on the sherry?

Keep your hooked nose out.

19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You're the quotemaster, I thought you'd know.

It was a 5 star reply.

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You're not wrong.

Fuck yourself off this nom. has got fuck all to do with you, you crack addled cock fancier, stay off my nominations.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

An excellent choice Sir.  Anything for dessert? 

A Mars Bar. 

In his mouth or up his arse .. it doesn't matter where .. shit comes out of both places.

22 minutes ago, Snowy said:

If he posted as much drivel as his walnut head days with said videos it wouldn't be a problem ,now it's just cheap seat bullshit to get the mongs of the site like @and laughing like some jewish fucking seal.

Irony seems to be lost on him just like his sense of fashion.

Climb back into your bin bag you horrid little gimp I bet you love the feel of that plastic against your hairless skin..

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

This doesn't apply to you, donkey dong. Despite being sent a video which explains in simplistic detail what a woman is, you still don't seem to get it. 

Here's a clue, if you were born with a cock and balls, which you have openly admitted, you're male. You may have worn size 12 high heels for the last 60 years and tuck your mighty python up your hairy arsehole, but that doesn't make you a bird.

Get over it, mate, there's no point you throwing your toys out of your pram every time someone points out a biological truth.

You are what you are, a boring old man with no friends or family, and this is all you've got.

 

Humans are mammals .. are you a bird? You are certainly cock sure of yourself and cackle on like a parrot with a sweary owner.

As of December 2018 the largest known prime number is a Mersenne prime with 24,862,048 decimal digits.

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Everything that can be thought or said about 9/11 has been done and I'm done with it.   I would say though it and what followed marked the zenith of American power.   The Yanks really are that paper tiger Mao said in the 60s.    Ukraine maybe a tool for them to offload NATO onto mostly European shoulders.    They really are in full scale decline with only the dollar based monetary system set up after WW2 saving them from bankruptcy. 

What are the odds?

5 minutes ago, Miles said:

What are your chances of getting a 5 and a 1?

According to a senior accounts manager I know the answer is 5

8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

BUPA 

BOO PA

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

You're dicing with death here.

What are your chances of getting a 5 and a 1?

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red, but when they're twin primes, they're pink and smell like gasoline? 23 is a fine prime number, the smallest odd prime that is not a twin prime, but it's otherwise nothing special. Much like this nomination.

I have got a conundrum for you I have two dices in my hand .. if I cast them what is my chance of getting a double five?

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red, but when they're twin primes, they're pink and smell like gasoline? 23 is a fine prime number, the smallest odd prime that is not a twin prime, but it's otherwise nothing special. Much like this nomination.

You are a right 1 Baws.

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

This doesn't apply to you, donkey dong. Despite being sent a video which explains in simplistic detail what a woman is, you still don't seem to get it. 

Here's a clue, if you were born with a cock and balls, which you have openly admitted, you're male. You may have worn size 12 high heels for the last 60 years and tuck your mighty python up your hairy arsehole, but that doesn't make you a bird.

Get over it, mate, there's no point you throwing your toys out of your pram every time someone points out a biological truth.

You are what you are, a boring old man with no friends or family, and this is all you've got

 

You are what you are, a boring middle aged man with no friends, and a fantasy about chick with dicks, what a sad little man you are.