Miles

I have an unfeasibly long long shclong that I slip into a third trouser leg and I use to leap over Decco, Raas and Wiffles like a giant springtail .. the only problem is that my balls bash against my ears.

There are people who think that it is necessary.

If I fast forward 20 years I will be dead.

I may give a more detailed explanation after I have stopped feeling my imaginary balls.

I have just read your post.

Rather than a juggernaut I see you more as a fast attack Eurofighter Typhoon sort of chap .. far too fast for me.

Actually 21 black African-Americans have been into space including at least one shuttle commander .. there have been no Ulstermen in space (save for the one's sent by the IRA). Of curse in practical terms it would not be possible to send an Ulsterman on a space mission because no cunt would be able to understand him For the same reason Dan Dare's sidekick from Wigan would never have been allowed to go on a space mission.

You really need to control your emotions here, I am not in the least interested in your family life or whether you use an etch O sketch.

I'm off to bed prof.

I think that we used PP7 batteries in those big bardic handlamps that we used to wack passengers with.

HP7 batteries are antique I think.

I am about 20% Jewish and I love bacon.

I knew a dear old lady back around that time and for her 75th birthday her children and grandchildren bought her a trip on one of the Concorde flights around The Bay of Biscay.

Come on @entitled little cunt get a couple of big hunks of real beef down you and come out fighting.

She is ordained.

I have been to Norwich in passing about half a dozen times, it is not an unpleasant place but there seems to be nothing special about it .. Norwich does not seem to be a "come back to" kind of place ... not all the way from Canada anyway .. I do admit to going back to Crewe from time to time but at least with Crewe on each visit you can look to see which historic or iconic building the witless council have demolished and left the ground derelict. with nothing to replace the demolished building.

Yes, it is your imagination .. I hope that this helps.

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I think that it is better that we allow him to dream that he is on a Great Western Train from Paddington to Plymouth where he will join the Titanic to sail back to the "Americas".

Why not put in the same effort as you used to try to kill me .. are you now just a gibbering wreck?

Driven by government policy .. some local councils do own car parks and for them it is an important revenue source, but many get tempted by the one off £millions these parking companies offer. What vexes me is that they police them via cameras rather than employ staff local on the the ground to patrol the car parks (something that they could well afford to do).

Off to bed .. I am handing the night shift over to King Billiam.

I miss Wizz 😭

Its a con .. The "cottage" is the disabled lav in the car park at Two Bridges.

@Decimus has got new a job working up on the moors .. Canada my arse.