Miles

Use an ai story teller app.

You ok mate?

All I care about is the tripe lock plus that the tories have promised .. will get 28p a week extra.

no.

The dogs are both shit scared of the cat because it wacks them on their noses with its claws.

I bet that a camel has humped you more times than Saddam Hussein's donkey was.

A lovely couple are moving in down the road .. they've got two bulldogs .. one called Tyson and the other called Floyd. They've also got a cat called Ferret.

You bastard where did you get that shot of me?

I'm off to bed .. I've not had an argument with a Pakistani taxi driver though.

She's been fucking saved.

He can't be dead as you can buy him on Amazon.

@Ape™️ Drear Friend. What are your thoughts about the Torbay Airshow this weekend .. Memorial flight grounded and rain forecast .. will it all be worthwhile?

Did you say "hello" to @Frank or did you chicken out?

Don't you mean Carluke?

I am sure that I have seen a fat tattooed cunt in a wheelchair selling Christmas trees in a layby somewhere alongside the A34.

London's Burning.

I'm off to bed so I'll see you later.

That's The Giant Inn just down the road,

One day I might tell you how I made Pissy & co make a 300 mile plus round trip to The Bleeding Wolf near Kidsgrove in Staffordshire to look for me.. the dopey cunts looked me in the face and spoke to me without without realising it was me whotold thea I had walked out of the pub in a panic 20 minutes earlier.

The New Inn at Cerne Abbas in Dorset is a much better place .. that's where Frank showed me his boat.

I checked the security camera, he was still there.

bnko coyjek

FCUK FOF

If you turn a year old Bentley on its side does it become a roller?