Miles

@Ape™️ I am a bit bothered about the rear of the BMC 1100, the taillight cluster looks wrong for an early one .. surely it should have a 1967 or later reg?

I bet that @scotty would know.

It was their 5th child .. the previous 4 were taken away from them.

It must smell a bit funny after being in a pickle jar.

He missed out "we shall fight them on the desktops and on the smartphones".

Cumberland.

I would have expected that someone of you kind would wear cargo pants.

Rochdale.

The staff at the local Tesco were rather rude to me when I left a 10 pack of choc ices in the foodbank donation bin.

Charity should begin and end at my home.

Yes, please stay up.

Once a jolly retired NHS administrator now living in Australia camped by a billabong under the shade of a coolibar tree ........

You put a return label on the package when you sent the letter bomb to @Frank you fool.

Are you a crusty old bachelor?

Can you power a toy plane with a Milliband?

You can't tar them all with the same brush .. surely there must be some good people amongst them .. perhaps 0.0001%.

Actually from experience they do make sometimes make such announcements, such staff are trained in what what they are supposed to say but "don't panic, don't panic!" mode does sometimes set in. I have had to make announcements requesting the attendance of someone with medical knowledge and we were told to be aware that a a range of people might have the relevant knowledge for a medical emergency .. a dentist would likely be such a person, even a nun might have the knowledge to save a life in an emergency .. it is "any port in a storm" .. this is one situation where I would concede to @Mrs Roops or even to the forum's own Doctor Death who would at least ease the passing of the unfortunate subject of the medical emergency. I did once have the pleasure of traveling as passenger many years ago on 1Mi14 at around 0330 as it passed over Shap at 80mph and the guard made a very inept announcement requesting a "DOCTOR".

Who the fuck is Tasos Papanastasiou, who is standing as the Heritage Party candidate at Clacton .. he looks a bit Greek to me.

Go to bed, its way past your bedtime.

You do need to reduce the number of shit nominations that you make regardless of Raaspeberry's buffonery

Perhaps you could also try the same thing.

I always thought that Eileen Derbyshire was more your type.

@scotty coukd we put our intense dislike aside for a few moment for me to ask you if you could examine LCS's and Mrs R's responses to each other and produce a plain English explanation of what they are trying to say? Kindest Regards.

he Donald Trumpton claims to be a clever genius.

Vet quoted £500 to remove hamster's teeth https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnee0d73nlzo