I was not amused by this stunt.

Liz Truss storms off stage after lettuce banner prank

https://news.sky.com/story/liz-truss-storms-off-stage-after-lettuce-banner-prank-13196803

9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

There could be 1001 reasons why one can't install Win 11, the two most common is 1/ you need a Win 10 patch that allows Win 11 to install - this involves updating other hardware drivers, 2/ Win 11 won't work on a PC that clocked at 1 GHz or less. BTW unless you know what you're doing I strongly advise not to mess around with the BIOS.

The Laptop I have using now is one of the said "windows only" Lenovos that I managed to install Linux Mint on .. Mint does advise users to only Update to a new version if they need to or if the version of Mint is n longer supported .. imagine MicroSoft offering that advice re Windows!

26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

They did give a reason which was something about the architecture of my particular version of the intel i7.  If computers were cars nobody would buy them. 

Sitting on my desk there is a Mini HP tower PC about the size of car radio and dating from 2014 that is happily running Windows 11 Pro.

9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Quite the talking point down here Bawsy. Apparently she has a PhD in contemporary dance or something. Still no excuse for twatting about like that. Put me in mind of status epilepticus. Thankfully, LA 2028 has no breakdancing. 

Wasn't there some whinging tv presenter who was calling herself "doctor" when it turned out that her "qualifications" were from some unregistered online "university"?

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have an i7 Dell Windows 10.  You would think I could install 11 but no Siree.   My particular chip doesn't support it. 

So it's shit anyway? 🤔 

You might need to go into the BIOS and disable something I have forgotten what it is but it is there to stop you loading other operating systems but it will also stop you from loading new versions of Windows. I have a Lenovo Laptop that only allows you to load Windows but managed to Install Linux by disabling this OS protection thing perhaps Our Beloved Leader or @Cuntybaws might know?

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have an i7 Dell Windows 10.  You would think I could install 11 but no Siree.   My particular chip doesn't support it. 

So it's shit anyway? 🤔 

Stick to Doze 10 .. does it have an SSD harddrive?

14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

and if 'she' were a van, it would be a trannie.

At least it wouldn't be a French make.

20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Could you not have posted this on the ‘Having a lumpy crap’ thread that you yourself created? 

Sorry

This morning I had a dose of constipation and it took me about four hours and a lot of strength to clear it .. think that syncronised crapping could a new Olympic "sport" .. it would likely need the contestants to have several days of a cheese only diet over the previous week or so.

41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She’s one of the black women I did find attractive. Her and Pam Grier. 

If child hung himself like a sloth the tree branch would break off.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

They don’t make prostitutes like that anymore.

They will do.

1 hour ago, and said:

That would be the smart move.

A month or so ago I was reading something in the technology media, saying that Billy Gates had got his machines to transmit all your browsing activity back to his headquarters, presumably so they can sell you another load of shite depending on what your browsing activity has been.

In other words, the voyeuristic pervert cunts can check which porn sites you've been spending time on and tailor their advertising accordingly.

@Wolfie will hopefully be getting some for cynanthropy training and dog food.🐩

@Decimus and @Old Chap Raasclaat will be getting ads for 'pharmaceuticals' 😉

@Dyslexic cnut will get them for shonky 'year old Bentley's'.

@Ape™️ will be getting them for 'serenity training courses' 😇

1984 is here, embrace it, the government already has! 😈

This looks complicated.

2 hours ago, and said:

Absolutely. 

If he had a can of petrol he'd definitely make sure it got hotter.🔥

I have just been setting up a Windoze 11 PC .. I am now considering dousing it with petrol and setting it alight.

Now we have yet another stabbing with this time a Romanian national arrested .. an 11 years old girl was seized in a headlock and stabbed 11 times .. her mother was also stabbed .. seemingly they were tourists visiting Leicester Square in London and were unknown to the assailant. Doubtless the young girl gave the stabber a "dirty look".

Assbook and Twatter are also idle companies .. twatter is struggling due to the gormless penny pinching of its new owner .. Assbook i still profitable but cares little for the people it encourages to advertise with it. I local artist I know was doing fairly by posing some of his work on his Assbook feed. He got the usual invite from Assbook to make his posts sponsored to reach out to more people, I advised him not to fall for this ploy sadly he ignored my advice .. Yes he reached out to more people, the trouble was that most of those people did not want his sponsored posts flooding their timelines, and he actually received little in the way of more sales and has now spotted some of his work being resold by others as their own work.

In a world where old people read and believe every word printed in the daily mail and are amused by cartoons drawn by cartoonists who draw to order and lack a conscience there is little hope. the social media companies are of course not social.

8 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Were they well made?

30 years of front-line service in the UK and some of them have been in Bulgaria for around 15 years.

10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I can still make you chuckle eh? 

He's warming to you.

16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re a much better racist little prick than you are a comedian, you fucking dope. 

You OK mate?

These "Anti Racists with the "Migrants Welcome" banners need also to be challenged .. it is deliberate provocation and regardless of what side you are on it is not even in the interests of the would be illegal migrants themselves or the settled incomers. It is said that Scots are more comfortable about migrants, but those pushing for an independent Scotland do aspire to Scots in England and elsewhere to return to an independent Scotland .. but how many Scots would return and how soon could it be before an independent Scotland was overwhelmed by non-Scottish migrants? .. look what is happening in The Irish Republic .. does that tally with what is being spouted by the current Northern Ireland First Minister? In the rest of of the UK is does not matter whether or not the indigenous (or much of the settled incomer population) in concerned about uncontrolled immigration .. what matters is that they are concerned and the powers that be appear to be dong little or nothing to allay their fears.

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

There's nothing wrong with Islam in its right place.   Our mistake was to carry all this biblical story telling of the Jewish nation into Middle Eastern meddling and state building.  We should have just left the Middle East and Islam alone to fight among themselves.   Likewise Britain should have defended itself against outside influence and migration as a Christian nation.   It's a tale of two fuck ups. 

Too little too late.

On 09/08/2024 at 22:14, ChildeHarold said:

Apparently an appeal to the ECHR is on the cards. (who is paying her legal fees - not being a British citizen don't tell tell me WE are?) 

It's funny how if something happens to you abroad the British Consulate doesn't want to know unless it's high profile in the newspapers.  Even then you're treated like dirt on their shoes.   Yet any filthy illegal cunt can come here and all of a sudden they're in a three star hotel, three meals a day, health services luke US cannot get in iur "communities" and lots of access to lawyers.   Same with the two tier policing here. 

Also the fake news spread by government should be criminalised.  The government is the biggest source of fake news, disinformation and dangerous lies.  They just don't like competition from Elon Musk and the internet.  In fact, it really upsets them.  Remember they said Ukrainian refugees wouldn't be entitled to local authority housing? 

How many kids can a goat header look after?

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Another rail reference?  I'm seeing, fifty year old ASLEF train driver.   Two hols a year.  Benidorm.    Normally works the Brighton line.  Respect. 

Most of the Class 87s are now in Bulgaria.

18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

"determined to go all electric" - what, EVERYTHING? 🤔 

British Rail Class 87 electric locomotive you could even do wheel spins with them.

10 hours ago, Frank said:

Standard pattern over the years, H. The usual coke-fuelled Friday night shenanigans followed by a more subdued and apologetic weekend of regret. He’ll never learn and he’ll never have any money. 

Poor old Decco is like a wee child in a sweet shop.