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Miles

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    Cool man.
  2. If you kick them they will often make a bolt for the door.
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    He is usually real cool about it babe.
  4. Miles

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    Good Evening @Ape™️ how are you today?
  5. You make me think of a local who wanders around looking as if he is off on a safari, if you visit him in his flat you have to talk to him very quietly as his next door neighbours work for the CIA and use radio equipment to record everything he says. Every September he goes on a month long annual pilgrimage to various places such as India, Spain, New York etc .. (actually he stays with his sister in Yetminster according to his neighbours who work for the CIA). He has never worked .. I cannot understand why. Are you in a similar situation?
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    If Drew or Withers had posted that it would have been amusing.
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    Fox sorry faux countryman surely you have met these little cunts .. far more than usual around a moment, even those hounds that you look after for the local hunt must get them?
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    I take my neighbour's labrador for a nice country walk and when we get back home he is scratching away and I find that there are two of these bastard evil little fucking blood sucking insects on him. Totally fucking evil and waiting there in the undergrowth to jump on any passing animal or human.
  9. You have to admit that Trump was clever in appearing to be everything good for everybody when in fact he was good for nothing. His failure though is that he did not think beyond reaching his ultimate goal of becoming president and of not getting elected for a second term. That he failed to get that second term is a surprise in itself as he and his redneck supporters have a lot of scapegoats to blame for their own failings and many millions of halfwits who willingly swallow the bait. The failing of the non redneck both in the USA and in the UK has been that they have allowed themselves to be distracted from talking about and dealing with the real problems that affect the average individual rather that just leaving the rednecks to destroy themselves. What happens when Trump finally pops his clogs .. doubtless whether that happen when he is 77 or 99 he will have been "murdered by the Democrats.
  10. Bud Lite Watered-down horse urine that high school kids who can't hold their liquor drink because of its low price and lack of alcohol, which makes it possible to consume a large number without getting drunk. "Someone switched my Bud Lite with urine and I didn't notice. Not surprisingly, I got more of a buzz from the urine..."
  11. Do you have any thoughts about King Charles III?
  12. The fucking bank took the land off my father .. the fucking bastards .. he always said that if the sun was shining they would lend you an umbrella but as soon as it started raining they'd take it off you.
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    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    Good Evening @Ape™️ .. have you had a good day?
  14. gaggle. https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/animal-collective-nouns/
  15. I have been reading about a patriotic Irishman .. Paddy Mayne .. have you heard of him?
  16. Can be nasty .. they'll nip you bottom if you haven't got food for them .. they want fucking off back Canada.
  17. I expect that in real life you are a lovely, sweet, white haired old gentleman who wouldn't say boo to a Canada goose.
  18. "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is just a statistic."
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    Dalai Lama

    The video also shows the Dalai Lama kissing the child on his lips. "His Holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras. He regrets the incident," his office said.
  20. I was listening to a woman whimpering in the cafe last week .. she had been done by the police for having two defective tyres on her car. The irony was that she said that she had been on the way to the garage to get her tyres checked, I asked her if she had not thought of checking the tyres for herself .. she replied that she had not got time to do that sort of thing.
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