Miles

I have bever had a BBC Radio table but I have had a BBC Computer .. I replaced it with a Tatung Einstein.

I am profoundly deaf on the right hand side .. are you implying that I am only half a cunt?

Rory Stewart looks like a monkey

@Ape™️ you need to calm down.

Send 'em back!

Jewdy would not have been amused.

@Wolfie and @Dyslexic cnut are true experts in "unfunnyness".

A poooooof

I do not like you Winklestein.

I think I know where huw are going with this one.

🤣😂🤣

It looks like Punkers might not get his EPNS lobster pick set back.

GOD ALMIGHTY!

And a BIG Beard.

What about these white cunts who use surnames like Ryan, Mason etc as CHRISTIAN names .. Jesus!

How long for you Windrush?

Yes

Nobody pulls @Frank's strings.

One example he gave of his "autism was that when he looked at a tree he saw a complicated network of connection spreading out from its branches and twigs .. if he was actually seeing what he was describing he would be unable to function .. he simply sounded as if he was describing something that he had read rather something he himself was actually seeing.

I don't mind Atty .. it the tedious pretend autistic, poodle freezing Chris Packham who makes me vomit.

Do you like sucking "helmets" Peter?

It wasn't the dog's fault .. why did the police murder it?

You don't know what tbh stands for Peter.

Elizabeth Jane Howard was 'ot .. she married him when she was 19, had a daughter and then did a runner.

ALVIS TD21