If he was living rough but still trying to access some form of benefits it would be perfectly reasonable for him to have both his driving licence and birth certificate with him.
He has said that he is bald .. but also says that he shaves his head. So the current Stubby is now one of those despicable cunts who shave everything off bar the part of the hair that forms the ponytail itself.
MC does remind me of someone I knew on another forum, he made claims of doing building work and also to have a large disposable income from interest on savings .. "Four-Eyed Cunt" was the name he used.
Other wimmen have told me that burkas are liberating as it stops men being judgemental .. bearing in mind that most of the wimmen who have said this are pig fucking ugly I suppose that there is some truth in this.