Miles

"Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman - joint 8th place

He has won the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with the "Funniest Joke", which was .. "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

Snowy is presently at Euston mopping the train toilets.

A cynical move by Blair and co that won them an election. Now a burden that cannot be afforded by the local councils that have to fund them. There is a problem though in that the benefits to society in general outweigh the costs by 2.7 to 1. So there is no simple answer. In reality a cunt. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/sep/09/scrapping-free-bus-travel-older-people-cost

Thank you for telling me .. you will see a BT police officer by the barrier, just say "Hello Pen to him".

Further evidence .. "Stiffkey is remembered as the parish whose rector, Harold Davidson, faced charges of immorality and was defrocked in 1932. He was a popular priest in the area and the villagers asked his family to allow him to be buried in Stiffkey when he died, rather than in the family tomb in Sholing, where he was born. (He was killed, rather improbably, by a lion.) They have cared for his grave for many years."

I have got you danging from the hook .. be honest with yourself you don't do humour do you?

Although he was born in Lancashire he was raised on Norfolk and his mother came from Stiffkey.

I don't realise it because you are not tying me in knots and I'm not a tranny.

You are not very good at this are you Snowy?

My point being that whilst you are pretending to be thick you actually are thick. You lost it a long time ago.

What about your binman id and using a raving homosexual who was done for cottaging as your avatar?

I don't need to tuck you pathetic piece of shit.

Do you listen to The Arsers? .. An everyday story of bumming folk.

He's making it up, he's never been further North than Dudley.

A Baird 19" black & white telly from Radio Rentals was best.

Sink estates .. Cody, Riley, Tyler, PRoxanne, Abel, Taylor, Ruston, Jake, Bushel, Finby.

We have to be honest and admit that voters were wrong in the 2016 referendum. As Julian Dunkerton the Superdry founder says .. "He would not have become a multi millionaire if we were not in the EU". so that surely must mean that we got the vote wrong and that there need to be second vote to make sure that this time around we get the right answer and that if need be we will have to have further democratic votes until we do get the right answer.

In the case of Randy Andy he is "poor" .. a poor example of humanity.

Bishop's finger?

What are your thoughts about that nosey old parrot keeping cow in the Lady Killers? .. if she had kept her beak out of it the professor and his mates would have got away with that £60k

TBH I liked Jessica she was a lovely old lady.

I'd like to see him get his great big mouth around the "cock" in your avatar.

What do you smoke Judge .. Woodies or Park Drive?