Miles

I think that he feels Jesus cumming coming on to him.

Have you ever been "touched" by Jesus?

Classic Ding.

He's a punchbag .. he'll be back.

Did you know that back in the early 1970s VW was in a dire state and was obliged to buy an engine design from none other than British Leyland?

You forgot me as a former chief railway executive from from the Island of Sodor.

I wonder what "dog heaven" smells like?

What about people who have dog "children"?

'wing has destroyed you in one hit 'Baws.

You were just "following orders".

@sean5302 as an engineering genius what are your thoughts about mirrorless cameras v DSLRs .. which is the best?

@DingTheRioja?

Has that cunt still got all those land rovers in his garden along that lane?

What's more of a concern is why he was not giving Punkape a dose of morphine.

Just one more question .. do you live in a Cotswolds mansion?

So @sean5302 you really are yet another bullshitter.

Good morning R-Soles

I wonder how much of this is real rather than daft cunts like you talking about it and daft cunts listening to daft cunts like you. I know cunts that keep buying Jags and get no problems and cunts who have Mercs and Audis and have had nothing but trouble. The real problem is cunts looking for trouble and faults and finding those trouble and faults by fiddling with the car and causing the problem. We had daft cunt drivers on the railway always failing somewhere or the other with locos and units that other drivers had no problems with. The trouble was the cunts who were failing couldn't resist poking around in engine rooms or powerpacks or overriding current limiters. There are crap car drivers out there, crap owners, crap mechanics who don't know what they are doing and crap cunts like you who don't know what they are talking about. Would anyone living in the real world come on here leaving a highly visible set of "footprints" as you have done .. you are just another Mongumental Cunt living in a fantasy world.

I bet that all you've got is a couple of Toy Poodles .. nasty little cunts.

Today (26th August) is National Dog Day and you should celebrate "man's best friend. What if you don't like Dogs? Well 29th April is National Cat Lady Day. Is there a National None-Binary Hamster Day? .. cunts.

These new basic phones are still digital. They are not more secure, just easier to use for a technophobe such as yourself. It is probably a lot easier for the "powers that be and others" to track what you are watching on youtube than it is if you are simply watching the beeb or whatever via the settop box. To be "tracked" you need to step outside your home. Anywhere there buildings it is likely that there will be cctv cameras recording, some will be connected to the police, security firms or government agencies. If you have your phone with you and it is switched on (regardless of whether or not it is a smartphone) you will be tracked. There are APNR linked cameras in many car parks and a lot of people now had dashcams in their cars. Most of the big bus companies bus are covered with ccty cameras inside ( and outside to guard against cash for crash cunts). You cannot escape but, cunts still get through the system and the crime detection rate is very low. The real problem is that all this monitoring is wise after the event because in most places there are very few if any police officers or PCSOs on the ground. I live in a seaside resort with a population of around 100,000. In the course of the past week I have not seen a police officer or a PCSO on the ground .. either here or between here and Exeter (or indeed in Exeter .. population 80,000), I have seen one police car and one police van during that time. In practical terms we are less monitored than we were when there were actually visible police officers on the ground.

I am guessing that you don't have a car, you never leave home, you do not have a mobile phone or landline, you do not use a computer or go on the internet. Am I correct?

So you are upset because you're not betting a look in. .. How many kids is "so many"? It can't "so many" if she's still at work and got "men falling at her knees".