Miles

Is there someone here who would like a Lincolnshire sausage? .. I must ask Tim for permission to comment further.

knob

Read the fucking road signs you dozy trollope.

Puff.

He is a senior member of the knob jockeys club.

What are your thoughts about Haverfordwest?

Salami

What are you thoughts about that dirty old cunt God who would have been more than 4,000 years old at the time shagging and impregnating a 14 years old virgin called Mary?

I know you like me Stubby. Why not admit it? 😉

Its your daily newspaper. and in your case @Lord Punkape the word is oink.

The A500 got fed up of being in Hendon and fucked off to Stoke-on-Trent.

It mean's fuck all here in Devun.

If he wins I'm a Celeb he's going to retire https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46287584

Nothing like a Brizzle accent. much more Essex or Norfuck.

Withers's Christmas lunch is likely to be tinned thrushes and larks washed down by @Lord Punkape's spunk.

Goose Botherer.

My hope is that one day soon I will read on RTE News that both you and @Witheredscrote have been gored to death by an enraged bull.

Urgggg is that a photo of @Lord Punkape?

What about "ingle nooks"?

M.C.P.

Far too thin.

I would have thought a big well roasted Indian game cock would have been more to your taste.

Where's @Frank?

Nothing to do with that Eric .. given a choice between "fighting crime" behind a computer screen or in the real world .. they choose the cosy option. The other thing is perhaps we need to revert to the older policy of recruiting Chief Cuntstables from the forces rather than always from the police ranks as that might help encourage the recruitment of officers that are prepared to go on the mean streets.