Miles

He had a happier childhood than you .. he was never sent on any wild goose chases.

Isn't she dead?

So the traitorous dog James Dyson has just pulled the rug from under Brexit.

Have you ever had a tit wank from your boyfriend?

What about Afghan Hounds?

Would you have given here "one"?

I'm going to have an injection in my left eye later Stubby .. that's right .. a little prick in my left eye. What do you think of that?

Gigi Wu was a Taiwanese lady who was famed in her own country for climbing to mountain high tops and taking selfies of herself topless save for a bikini. Sadly on her most recent hike to a 13,000ft summit she fell into a ravine and died of hypothermia. What a silly tit she was.

Stubby doesn't like playing second fiddle.

Love is like a violin Stubby .. never forget that.

I hope that they put Wiz on suicide watch in case he tries to top himself.

It was 63.

Good call Judge.

Pooves both of them

Have you got any bat boxes Stubby?

You got a toyboy?

Good morning Tim .. I am seeing a lot of Bumblebees about at the moment.

Louis Vuitton satchels for £15 .. you can't wack that. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cheetham-hill-named-counterfeit-capital-10751013

You never hear of Goebbelites or Himmelerites.

Do you have crabs?

What about a flycatcher?

It's not exactly all that far north is it?

Edwina?

But nobody is asking the question "WHY" .. As to the media why were there no questions asked from the point where a 14 year old was riding "his" moped on the streets of our capital city? Why all this crap about "this little boy" when they knew full well that he as a 14 year old boy had been seen waving wads of £20 and £50 notes? Why no mention of the scooter having been stolen? Indeed why the bullshit about him being a nice boy and not connected to gangs when letting this fact be known from the beginning might have made it easier catch his killers?