Miles

May the good lord bless you. (I am not sure what the bad lord would do)>

Do you have a weight problem? You seem very touchy about it.

Dolly Sprints were more fun.

With white teeth like this how can you be opposed to conscription :

That would have been the "Sally Am".

Where is the remote control for @Ape™️'s toy helicopter?

A perv.

@Dyslexic cnut is a prion.

Fuck off Wolfie's cublet.

It is caused by a prion which I think is non organic and therefore not eliminated by pasteurisation / UHT processes.

Bonemeal was being fed to cattle worldwide .. I think that it is still being used in the The U S of A.

So you're a fat cunt .. just you wait until @Ape™️ finds out.

Go back to bed, you're ailing (or is the cider?).

You struck like white lightening.

This is depressing, I may kill myself.

Mandatory national service for 18-year-olds if Tories win election, Sunak vows https://www.itv.com/news/2024-05-25/mandatory-national-service-for-18-year-olds-if-tories-win-election-sunak-vows Make it also for all idle cunts under 55 .. Bring back the birch!

Me mum used to say. "The point is sharp".

Apparently this dog looks like Harry Styles

I'm shrinking .. I'm 5'4" chortle lol.

That puts you at 3'6" or less.

I will vote by going to the polling station and putting an X on the appropriate place on the ballot paper.

You are teasing him aren't you?

I have tied my boa constrictor down.

DC is dead wood .. perhaps he has never really been alive .. Doubtless I shall be "joining" my dead sisters soon enough.

Do you keep your emotional support white lightening on a lead?