Fuck all that shit, what about this?
How often men are being prescribed Viagra in Berkshire
https://www.bracknellnews.co.uk/bestofberks/23008671.often-men-prescribed-viagra-berkshire/
Its not a case of whether we think we are british or whatever, its all history and unlike all too many of your fuckwits we know that it is history. The real problem so far as your lot are concerned is that you are turning yourselves into history.
I would have thought that the Republic of Ireland would be the perfect target, ideal to rag up the irish americans and far enough away from anyone who actually mattered.