Wolfie

1 minute ago, The Beast said:

I had to look these lot up on google. What an unmitigated shower of shit.

While you agree they are utterly fucking shit, have you been living on Mars for the past 15 years?

19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Has Claire slimmed down again since they split? If not, and if they're still doing the same old dance routines, they might need to issue a Tsunami warning for the Norfolk gig.

Claire, formerly of Steps and now lead singer of Thuds.

Still, one has to admire his rather unique chest tattoo. The indirect relationship with King Kong, Henry VIII and Diane Abbott is uncanny.

I despise this fucking egotistical sack of shit with more unadulterated passion than is possible to put into words. He really is the analogy of a scabby Bulgarian donkey that's been given a licence for the Grand National.

7 minutes ago, Hector said:

When I was sang this as a kid I had a picture of wild moorlands with a crossroads, a finger sign-post and horses. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality the place is busy with shops, houses, cars and traffic lights.

 

What a fucking cunt.

When I was saw Hector as a newbie I had a picture of wild spontaneity with grammar, a finger sign-post of a horse with intelligence. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality his brain is a place busy with cars and traffic lights, and grey vacuousness void of wit or charm.

What a fucking cunt.

18 hours ago, Rick_B said:

By all means ask how much he has donated, but you're asking the wrong person. I don't know who donates what and I don't want to, it would be impossible to moderate the forum fairly if I did. Only Admin sees the donation information.

Why do you assist with moderating the site, Rick? While you are undoubtedly useful to the powers that be, you do often create the analogy of a binman trying to carry out the job of an astronaut. Please explain your admirable guile, thanks.

7 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

All these stupid upper crust cunts can't fathom out why kids in sinkhole estates don't want to take up the violin. Same cunts seem to think that vandalism and antisocial behavior would vanish overnight if every chav, bam and gadgy bastard was given a cello and told to learn Mozart.

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Fuck Classical music. Most of it was written by scat-munching Germans and paedophile Italians, when they weren't busy catching exotic venereal diseases or trying to fuck their own cousins and daughters.

Yet another pile of festering horse shit from the site's foremost council estate-dwelling Anglophobe.

A bill ought to be passed to put a stop to it.

10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Cash converters are cunts.

A great testimonial from its no.1 customer.

On 09/03/2017 at 7:41 AM, Witheredscrote said:

The colour of a mans skin should not matter you racist cunt. Fuck off

You are right, it shouldn't. MC's comment however brings no more discrimination than the utter plethora of prejudiced scat which you continually shit out regarding France and the French people's characteristics, which distinguishes them as superior to another race. There's an air of hypocrisy lurking about your comment, don't you agree?

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not this time, no.

It was a bit obvious given a starting point of "Penteado".

You're being childish.

7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Bollocks. Beaten to the Penteado scoop. That's the last time I fuck off for a curry mid-post.

Don't worry, Ollybro. As long as Matt's still alive and working for the Beeb, there'll always be potential for another scoop.

DM headline: 'BBC Watchdog presenter faces prison after stealing from old ladies while plumbing faulty washing machines with George Michael's ex-partner'.

16 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

I think he got a kick out of riding around on that bike with that greasy spick wearing those leathers. I bet the cunt had a stiffy on half the time. A right couple of irons.

Both stars of the BBC's Rogue Raiders.

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I can make "Tanned Paedo" out of that, which I suspect you'll all struggle to top.

Anagram Genius, by any chance?

2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

I'm still not convinced mate.

You might well be right.

On 10/03/2017 at 8:00 PM, Gong Farmer said:

Co-presenter and bum chum.

That story brings tears of joy to my eyes – especially because it deeply embarrassed the BBC. Allwright's bullshit was matched only by his incredible hypocrisy, and denial to comment on the scoop.

39 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

Is that Katy Price's cunt? 

I can't see a gentleman of African lineage anywhere near it, so I'm going with no.

Remember Matt's old pal and co-presenter Dan?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9405434/BBC-Rogue-Traders-Dan-Penteado-jailed-for-24000-benefit-fraud.html

Sleaford Mods. Superb.

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Oh for fuck sake. I've just spat bearnaise sauce down the front of my dress. 

I had you down as a swallower.

20 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Edinburgh Scots is the most overlooked of the Scots dialects. People care more about what three teuchters speak on the Isle of Barra than the admittedly far more prosaic patois of Pilton. 

Fascinating.

4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said:

Not in March, way too cold. The sun has to be melting the tarmac before that one comes out of the garage.

Is this what the chap who owns it said?

25 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said:

My objection is that it fucks the M42 up for a week or more. Why cant they hold it where no-one needs to go like Cardiff?

Don't be silly. Surely you can weave in and out of the traffic on your new Harley.