Wolfie

On 12/11/2016 at 3:17 PM, Panzerknacker said:

I've no boss I'm on disability benefits ..much simpler

Panzerknacker 

24 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Incorrect wuggy baby..I said  it's beneath me to attack the spelling or grammar of a persons input ..play the ball not the man wuggy baby

Panzerknacker 

Which disability, precisely, are the rest of us who work and pay taxes sustaining you for? We'd love to know.

55 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Hmm....substance abuse and dyslexia probably coupled with an undiagnosed learning difficulty. ..

Panzerknacker 

Making more friends, Pansy? I seem to recall you claiming you had learning difficulties or similar. Strange, therefore, you'd mock others for the same ailment.

You're fake and utterly full of shit, aren't you?

1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Colonel Sanders was a white haired cunt.

Takes one to know one.

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You blithering fucking retard, please try to use at least some English combined with correct punctuation. It must be a perpetual rain and darkness and subsisting on iron brew and methanol which make you come across as such a divy 

Try to imagine you're dealing with a six-year-old, Stubbs. It really does help.

11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

....Or the fucker that coughs on the back of your head or exhales on the back of your neck. 

Do people generally try to avoid looking at your face?

On 18/04/2017 at 8:57 PM, Rick_B said:

I don't like horses, they're dangerous animals. I don't understand their mindset, why would such a fast and powerful animal be so neurotic and skittish. It takes almost nothing to spook them.

Perhaps decades of being consumed for food has brought about such skittishness – and the ability to run quickly. As with people, the ones from France are the most neurotic.

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

I found my first grey pube today. I couldn't give two fucks about it, only trouble is it was in my Big Mac

I didn't realise Lady Penelope worked at your local McDonald's.

12 minutes ago, Neil said:

I hope you havn't been to my club,we dont have 'not sure' toilet between the ladies and gents,mind you getting your cock out in a field is something that you do on a regular basis anyway.

Fore!

This is one of few occasions I welcome the contribution of the site's Welsh members.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

While were talking about this thread, if I'm honest, I can't believe it's not better.

I think we'd better pull the plug before it spreads any further.

4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Your turn to use the spine and brain cell this week is it snudgie baby?

Panzerknacker 

I notice you've been posting lots on this thread, Pansy baby. Are you sure you didn't misinterpret it as 'People who don't have a bit of minge'?

1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Its a cunt

I'm not surprised you're depressed, Pen. It must be decades since any man thought about putting his cock anywhere near your minge.

9 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Good morning Master Lupo

Morning Pen! I won't keep you too long, as I'm aware most care homes have limited bandwidth and allow residents restricted online usage.

3 minutes ago, Snatch said:

It will only be repeat bollocks. 

I'm not surprised Pen has few other things to talk about. I could start a nom about having sex, but I strongly suspect a 20-year dry spell would render the old bag's contribution useless.

On 21/04/2017 at 0:40 PM, The Lady Penelope said:

Wolfie like Gape is losing it .. his marbles dropped off last week too.

For this reason, if you are correct, I'll soon be starting a nom about the colour, consistency and frequency of my shit.

53 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Smile mingbag... because one day you'll die 

Panzerknacker 

'One day you'll die', Mingeeta. This must be news to you, because I'm sure you previously had no fucking concept of your mortality whatsoever. Well-spotted, Pansy, you vapid oaf.

14 minutes ago, Spanky said:

After studying the Brexit campaign and then that orange twat Trump, Corbyn must have finally twigged that most people are such utter dim-witted cunts, they can be swayed by making up all sorts of ridiculous bullshit. For this election, we can probably look forward to offers of free vape refills for every household, increased funding of garden bulbs for pensioners in Tory strongholds and 25% off trips to legoland for benefits scroungers during one of these new bank holidays. 

It looks as though you'll be off to Legoland for your hols after attending your council house garden, Pansy.

45 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Oo..I like holidays preferably during the sunnier months 

Panzerknacker 

I'm trying to envisage what could possibly embody a holiday for a lazy, unemployed cunt. Can you offer any assistance?

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Notice also that his facial hair grows in clumps with gaps in between, it looks like a youthful version of the vile John McRirrick, the horse racing cunt.

Odds-on the fat cunt is handicapped, and probably from Derby.

2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Yeah, the problem with that is we can all read, so no, you haven't. Instead of pulling meaningless insults out of the air, dazzle us all with reasoned argument and advocacy in future.

My previous comment obviously affected you more than I had anticipated. I have to say I'm not surprised.

I'm glad I wind you up. It's really not all too difficult. Anyone would think I'll be exploiting your obvious inferiority complex before too long! You know – the one which makes you feel the need to continually exhibit the unnecessary high opinion you have of yourself.

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Hmm, clearly you were red in face and emotionaly raw when you wrote this and subsequent posts...

I think we will be going 'round in circles if all you can do is spew out recycled clichéd insults. Not sure where "consistent haste" comes into this either. Stay warm pet.

Is this the best you can do? Throughout the past couple of days, metaphorically, I have spunked on your face and literally watched you scuttle off in the other direction like a little girl who's been handed a venomous spider for Christmas. Take care, you adorable, modest creature.

11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I bet he's up there having a good chat with that fucking Aussie twat who got skewered by a stingray commenting on what a pair of cunts they are. 

Currently, I bet he can attract more flies than you.

1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Mm..I am pretty easy going and generally contented guy..you wuggy baby however strike me as a deeply unhappy individual ..one of clique that feed off each others projected feelings of hatred and low self worth 

Panzerknacker 

Speaking of cliques, it's surprising yet refreshing to see someone who is prepared to lick Roops' arse clean. While unemployed and on benefits, I suspect all you can afford is Tesco Value toilet roll. That said, being the unsophisticated heathen you evidently are, I'm quite sure you'll relish using your tongue.

3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Meh...wuggy baby will gibber something about spelling or some other stack of slash while fretting over a stain on the rug before the significant other gets home 

Panzerknacker 

Ah, yes: easygoing, beer-swilling, lady-charming, backdoor-ploughing, happy-go-lucky Pansy – the very same person who also makes a fastidious and very specific point of writing his/her name after each and every post, and has obviously sniffed an opportunity to get inside the knickers of the site's chief dictatorial harridan.

5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Wolfie, up your  game will you, you are a fucking embarrassment, you wet wanker. She is wiping the floor with you, whilst creaming her gusset.

Shit-stirring, moi? Thanks for this Withers, old boy, especially when it comes to your advice regarding inter-member hostility. Obviously, based on your previous shortcomings, I hope you realise just how much I value your opinion.