Eric Cuntman

Fuck me, you have a high opinion of yourself don't you? Only if the mighty quim likes something does it become likeworthy, I hope decimal doesn't mind you and bill coming over and nicking his Kleenex. Don't forget to shut the laptop when you hear his legal guardian coming up the stairs to bring you some sandwiches and a bottle of pop. Try leaving the house, drink some beer, talk to some girls. Trust me you'll feel better.

No I think I already covered the fact that I'm not great when it comes to tech shit, but that's probably because I have spent a significant portion of my life out in the real world doing normal shit,, socialising, having sex with women etc, all the stuff you've missed out on while you've been locked away in your bedroom fiddling with your computer and wanking into bits of Kleenex and pissing into an empty lemonade bottle. Sad little social inadequate cunt. And before you try and tell me you have a girlfriend,,posters of Lara croft don't count.

No I'm from dartford but i did once get an amazing kicking from 4 Geordies at London bridge station. Football related. I thought viz was a Geordie invention, please don't tell me that chris and Simon Donald were from Sunderland ? I thought the only things they made in Sunderland were those fucking shitty Nissan Sunny cars.

Technical problem you fucking twat, you just repeated yourself 3 times deliberately.and a Sinclair c5 has a hand throttle fucktard which leaves my club foot free to shove up your arse, as soon as maximus Aurelius has taken his cock out of it that is

Every time I try and ask Roadkill what a mackem is it just keeps resending an old post to ratcum. If this comes through would Roadkill please explain to me what a mackem is

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My first post was intended to be anti American ,ie only in that country could Nikola Tesla die penniless and a fat cunt like chumlee become a millionaire 5 times over! And I was unaware of the phrase spacker being used to signify retard because I grew up reading VIZ and I thought it referred to a prolific ejaculator

I don't mind being called a cunt but yank is hurtful

Did they have Sinclair c5's in aramathaic times. Thanks for all the advice, I can pay with potatoes

And his mouth turned into a seventies porno vagina

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Do you have any locked in your cellar that I could ask?

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What that aramathaic cunt you mentioned last night?

I can live with that, it's got a Viking kind of ring to it which is sort of cool and not remotely gay( like gladiators are)

Fucking hell! I've tried everything to change this fucking silhouette but it won't let me, I won't do that fake ID shit though as I respect most of you on here, even Decimus although he called me a Luddite and he's obsessed with oily gladiators.

I bet you have

I've tried again but not happening,trust me i won't set up alternate id's anyway. That would be like sending birthday cards to yourself. I may not be tech savvy but I'm not that fucking sad either

iPhone 4,it's not letting me do anything with it

In all seriousness I'm shit with phones and computamabobs and I don't know how to replace that silhouette thing with one

Exactly

Has anyone nominated gameshow contestants who use the phrase "bring it on" ? Now they surely qualify as cunticles.

Have you been eating too much melange lord Leto?