Eric Cuntman

Fucking hell! I've tried everything to change this fucking silhouette but it won't let me, I won't do that fake ID shit though as I respect most of you on here, even Decimus although he called me a Luddite and he's obsessed with oily gladiators.

I bet you have

I've tried again but not happening,trust me i won't set up alternate id's anyway. That would be like sending birthday cards to yourself. I may not be tech savvy but I'm not that fucking sad either

iPhone 4,it's not letting me do anything with it

In all seriousness I'm shit with phones and computamabobs and I don't know how to replace that silhouette thing with one

Exactly

Has anyone nominated gameshow contestants who use the phrase "bring it on" ? Now they surely qualify as cunticles.

Have you been eating too much melange lord Leto?

And I think you're jealous because pen likes me and thinks you're a cunt

I do speak polish,, huyu ya buni stara kurava. (Not spelt correctly, just phonetically so you can pronounce it and ask polish people what it means) spia dalai old chap.

See bill,knock knock jokes are funny after all

See bill,knock knock jokes are funny after all

Oh fuck me, bill springs to bubbas defence.what a shock.still pissed off cos I insulted your soppy, baldy tat photo.did you remember the fire extinguisher? I'm in the mood for a billbeque.

No I'm new to this shit.who was withers?he certainly gets mentioned a lot, didn't know bubba was a Taff either,i suppose that blows my theory about him being the nazi who fathered me in a farm rape incident,,probably only rapes sheep. Baa

I can't argue with that one

That's more fucking like it! Did you do the catering for last nights episode of the walking dead?

I can't work this phone ignore this post I'm trying to clear this fucking screen

Does bubba really think that repeating the phrase "fuck off" over and over again is funny? That cunt must've been burned on here so many times he should change his name to Guy Ffawkes I've only been using this site for 24hrs and I've already arsefucked him at least 5 times. He should just stick to Facebook, then he can put LOL every time he says fuck off or posts a really amusing photo of a ham sandwich, the pea brained little tosspot.

I suspect the accident involved him and bill stickers trying to pierce each other's bell ends with an action man bayonet

Nice head tattoo,is it so the fire brigade helicopter can spot you from above every time you get burned on this site. Oh and bring a fire extinguisher next time.(the little ring on the handle is a safety feature, not for you to use as a genital piercing you self harming cunt.)

He called me the son of a nazi rapist earlier and when I asked him if that meant he was my father he replied with the legend " no"... The imaginative and rapier like wit of the man is staggering.

Homeless man sitting on pavement with sign round neck saying "homeless Falklands war veteran" passer by gives him twenty quid. Homeless man looks up and says "muchos gracias señor".

When you finally get through tell them that you're too busy to talk now due to the high volume of Bangladeshi cunts wanting to discuss your computer. And how come all Bangladesh call centre monkeys have English names??

Does this mean that you are my biological father?