Eric Cuntman

Why-aye, two's on ya tabs man?

The other day I was shopping in B&Q and a man in an orange and black uniform came up to me and asked if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was that, others may not be so lucky though so be on your guard and watch out for this cunt! ............................................................. Now that's funny. Stop lecturing and entertain us Quincy

Frank and bill aren't funny though, go through their shit and anyone can see its bland as gruel, frank posts a picture of a hairy tramp and everyone else has to try and find amusement in it. He is a boring pseudo intellectual with fuck all to say. Even bubba calling me " the spastic son of a nazi raped farmhand" was funnier than franks material. Stop fucking idolising him and you might be funny yourself. He's probably at home now wearing a smoking jacket and practising facial expressions in a mirror. Bill is one of his sheep and also not funny. And if as you say I managed to engineer his downfall then I must already be a CC leviathan, and I don't believe that any more than you do. None of his clique can exist here without the group mentality that they cling to. In short the playground gang that fold and break when their numbers are depleted.and you can't deny it because too many members have said the same fucking thing.anyway you be as funny as you can and I'll try and be as funny as I can. Goodnight and stop trying to give me mr miaggi comedy lessons.

Say something funny then you fucking hypocrite. You obviously have yourself pegged as the content editor of the site fuck off and work for your local council telling everybody to be careful In case they upset some Muslims, or just don't read my posts you sanctimonious prick

I don't mind my little silhouette, I just drew loads of little dots on the screen of this phone so it looks like it has eyes when I move it around, I might be shit with IT but I can work a sharpie with the best of 'em

Only because all the worst cunts in Chelmsford are banged up in the prison taking it in turns to arserape frank ( nice cauliflower cheese on Wednesdays )

And as you say, it's an anonymous website so why is everybody hung up about avatars? Avatar by definition is a fucking shit cartoon film about anorexic smurfs loosely based on the suffering of red Indians who have fuck all to complain about anymore cos they all own casinos and have got rich off of the inbred OxyContin munching descendants of the cunts who fucked them over in the first place( and they got to meet jimmy nail in that last series of aufWeidershein pet) the whiny totem humping cunts. Fuck you James Cameron you minority arse kissing twat.

Fuck me that's what I was thinking. He'll start trying to teach me tai chi next

Noted. But to be fair to myself I came on here to exercise the parts of my brain that don't normally get a workout, not to tell porkies, and I haven't told any. Believe what you will though.

Never met the cruisers, was too busy getting kicked in by new castles firm,the remnants of the headhunters and the bushwackers, who for some reason used to turn up at valley every other week, even when they were supposed to be at home. I doubt any of the millwall cunts could even find their own ground at cold blow lane. Portsmouth were quite handy, weren't they called the 657 crew on account of their train departure time???

Oh look, shitcunt pansy boy is getting jittery now his master has been shitcanned an stickers and I have reached a truce of sorts. Don't worry sweetie pie, I bet if you rummage through your bedroom collection( mind the spunk rags and bottles of piss under the bed) you will find an old mega drive and have a comfort wank over the Chinese looking bird from tekken. ( and I bet it was you that reported me you little pansy). Shitcunt . Can't help using that word with you shitcunt

Oh look pussyhole number 4 has been let out of franks puppy crèche, if you're looking for a forever home I hear battersea has a few spare cages just before Xmas , and don't worry about Rolf Harris turning up to fiddle with your tiny puppy cock,, he's been locked away,probably arseraping your former master frank right now. Now run along fido and find some other leg to piss up til your best daddy gets released.

I'm trying to get back to form, in the late 80's I was a fucking supersonic apex level terrace cunt at selhurst and later back home at the valley. But that was all rather nasty and now I'm trying to direct the aggression into becoming a top level cerebral cunt instead because it's more mature..I can't believe I just typed that last bit about maturity considering today's activity on here

Not going anywhere, just needed to get off the floor dust down and sharpen the axe, the thing with bullies is that the more times you get up and stand there ready for the next punch the more layers of their confidence get stripped away, until eventually the bullies end up as little quivering wrecks wobbling and ready to be trampled on. That's exactly what's going to happen to those cunts because I always get up.

I thought I told you to fuck off shitcunt. Don't worry franks anal cavity will be back to provide you with shelter soon

Why ? Are you looking to expand your harem? Oh I get it, Roadkill just blew you out again.

Not a lot, I saw the name of the site and thought this has got to be a better bet than joining Facebook which seems to be populated by illiterate 18 yr old single mums about to give birth to their 4th crack baby

Yes what I said was true, to make up something like that would put me on the level of frank and his gang of sycophants.

Yes I've realised that now brainiac, but when you're new to a community sometimes you have to put real shit out there to see who's who.and now I know who the gutless inhuman maggots really are. Lots of love, the fucking spacker.

Thank you, appreciated. I'm starting to get the lay of the land now and have worked out that the bully clique is comprised of Decimus Quincy and their kennel master frank, bill and bubba are probably ok but they need to get out of the shadow of the previous three I mentioned, especially frank who I shall make it my mission to skullfuck at every opportunity, not sure what to make of punkape yet but I'll no doubt get there. On the plus side, ding lady p Roadkill and now yourself have proved to be decent human beings worth knowing. Nice to make your acquaintance. As for the bully clique they can get my preferred meeting place coordinates from bill if they want to know what real nastiness feels like. Hope you're all reading this cyber warriors and let me know date and time. The real world arena awaits all 3 of you. Anyway thanks again IKTC, all support appreciated.

I knew I'd met you somewhere now fuck off you little shitcunt

Decimal is the worst kind of slime and I stand by everything I said about him, Kleenex, Lara croft,and pissing in lemonade bottles. Met the type before. Oedipus complex probably. Here comes another warning.

No I haven't grassed anyone on here but I have had a warning myself, either bill or frank I think, can't remember. What does sin binned mean?

If polo ponies wasn't hyphenated would they be poloponies?

I thought you were serious so I thought we could meet and get it out the way but obviously not so shall we draw a line under it now?