Eric Cuntman

Fucking hilarious. Relevant too.

Gonna start drinking scotch now so hopefully I can fall asleep tonight and not sit here all night reading through the shit on here. Looked at open corner and discovered I had my own thread. Aww you guys.

I love nookie brown but find it produces a monumental amount of flatulence the next day. Is that normal or am I allergic? I quite enjoy bubs posts though, told my mum he called me the spasticated son of a nazi raped farmhand and she found it funny too.

Don't tell me that you don't miss kicking the shit out of him as much as I do,and I know what a cunt I am because it says proper cunt on my profile info.

What the fuck has bubble got to do with this one? Haven't heard from him for a day or 2.

Already worked it out and PM'd you to let you know. If I'm found guilty will there be a lynching like in " hang em high" ? Clint Eastwood films are great, I like the one with the big gun, and the one with the monkey.

Nob got caught in the petrol filler neck.

Reported for racism

I can remember when all this round 'ere was just fields.

Don't you mean a "rouge" agent? Like an Avon lady, surprised he has time for all these extra jobs now he has been promoted to happy meals at his primary workplace.

It appears the little gang is crumbling doesn't it, I hope my efforts to bring back bill work, at least he brings more to the fight than punkape, a lot more.

Calm down frank, have a nice cup of camomile tea and listen to some pan pipe music.

He may well try but I think you'll find my skin has grown surprisingly thick in the time since I had my much discussed wobble and I don't fear anybody, especially frank who has 4 or 5 alter egos just so that it appears he has support, for all I know I'm replying to him now. Good luck with the vendetta, you're going to need it.( and I'm trying to get bill reinstated so I can continue to cunt him off as well as the rest of you).

Have appealed to admin to have bill reinstated, explained to them that I prefer to fight my own battles. I hope they let him back in but if they don't it must be for reasons other than the little to-do between him and myself. Besides that I quite miss cunting him off and exposing him for the toss bag that he is.

Raping a lawn mower

Why has he been banned permanently, and why am I being held responsible?

No I was a landscape gardener.

Kebab. Assuming punkapes delivery moped doesn't break down.

And if you truly believe me to be a grass PM someone from admin and check. By the way, how do you PM somebody? So far I have only worked out how to reply to messages sent to me.

What is goose abusing?

I thought making a cunt of yourself was the point of joining in the first place

Bottom bitch?

Does the phrase " top dog" have some kind of alternative meaning on this site?

Honestly no! Last time I spoke to him it was reasonably amicable and I thought we'd drawn a line under the silliness and just got back to normal cunting.

No, I don't know why he got banned. I've never grassed anyone on here and I never will.