Eric Cuntman

Webley tempest and the longer barrelled but otherwise identical hurricane were great pistols but I am left handed and the grips had a thumb suage ridge on the left hand side so I didn't get on too well with them.

If you take a look at roadkills artwork from last night you'll notice that he has great tits and bubba is portrayed as the kind of American male who hangs around roadside diners trying to pick up teenage girls and later rape them in the back seat of a Chevy camaro. I however am portrayed as a member of the ku klux klan with a stock portfolio.

Leave penny alone quince, I am embarked on a campaign of seduction, I can't wait to find out what lurks beneath those Tena-pants.

At least he has that nice comfy premier inn bed all to himself now. I remember the two of them visiting Ethiopia for a comic relief mission, I bet they really appreciated seeing what it looked like to eat 14 meals a day.

Ok I'll bite, what do you call a dog with a spade??? You're going to say dawn French aren't you?

Unless you're Hugh grant and you have a fuck ugly rancid prostitute on your lap

Be careful what you wish for, walking round in circles on a motorway slip road shouting "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I LIVE?" Is not a cool look.

There now I've wasted another one of mine out of sympathy!

Fuckin hell, has lady p taken control of your mind

Have you seen vlad putins judo demos. The monumental wannabe plastic hard cunt.

I had my smoothbore cert' revoked cos didn't use it for a year. Dunno how I'm gonna defend the ponderosa from maraudin injuns now.

Typical yank, nearly managed to breech jam a round on an open receiver entry level .22 target pistol. Might have trouble holstering that one.

Klamiddier.

The decent ones have an anti bear trap mech to avoid that happening

I fucking hate those shitty Chinese things. The b2 was the under lever and the b1 was the break barrel. I just used to buy them to experiment with. A company called "sports marketing" took them over and tried to make them into 3rd rate copies of the weirauch hw95 and hw97. Fucking sacrilege.

Do you remember the "gat" pistol? Telescopic barrel cocking, five minutes to unscrew the breech load pin and came in the box with feather darts and corks that you could shove in the muzzle if you just wanted to shoot your sister and not get in too much trouble. Loads of fun for £9.99

The cotton flattens out enough to not affect the O ring, I found a 50 year old BSA cadet at a bootsale for a fiver, reblued it changed the rotted leather breech seal for a rubber one soaked the spring and piston in penetrating oil and it's the best little barngun I've ever had.

Oh the carefree days of pushing 410 cartridges through a bit of MDF and shooting the percussion cap with a .177 weirauch HW35.

Drop of diesel in the transfer port and you punch up the fps to .22 rim fire velocity. Try super gluing a one inch bit of cotton in the back of a pellet, trap the cotton in the breech as you close the barrel up and when fired the pressure resistance gives the same effect without the rifle smoking for two weeks after. Avoid those Prometheus things, they clog the bore rifling with little streaks of black nylon. I had an airsporter but found it a bit twangy. Won't touch anything but weirauchs these days. Unless someone has a Theoben fenman they would like to donate to me.

I voz a soldier following ze orders of my superiors I voz not responsible for zis atrocity and do not recognise ze authority of zis court!!! So you can tell Pierpoint to fuck off and take his fucking rope with him!

I remember some BNP representative saying that if he ran the country he would give all the blacks etc a couple of grand to go back where they came from,comedian Lenny Henry remarked that this was a good deal as he could get a train ticket to Dudley for 65 quid. I do like him, ever since Tiswas.

You wouldn't have got anywhere if you did. In Rotherham a gang of Muslim men were targeting underage white girls, showing them photos of their houses, parents etc as a threat and then forcing them into prostitution. The Rotherham police were aware of this for years but instructed to do nothing because they didn't want to be accused of victimising Muslims.

Racism goes both ways but only one of them gets acknowledged, if you look at America, every time a black man is killed or injured by a white man( cop or civilian) a huge protest riot usually ensues followed by a nationwide campaign with high school photos of the victim, the anti prejudice campaigners can quote the names Of all 9 or 10 of these black victims, but I bet they can't recall any of the 10,000 or so victims of black on black killings that occur every year. Pure hypocrisy and selective social manipulation. Same in uk. The Stephen Lawrence thing is still raging and the perpetrators are undeniably guilty scum, but who ever mentions the hundreds of young white men beaten,stabbed and whatever else by gangs of hooded black guys and for no other reason than being in the wrong grotty part of London ? Nobody mentions it because they will immediately be accused of racism.

I was thinking of taking up alcoholism

Oh sorry chaps, just noticed this has already been dealt with