Eric Cuntman

On your own sonny jim, especially now that bubba's revealed that he fathered me in a farm raping incident in 1943, and if you do indeed pretend to have cancer you are a twisted fuck and I hope you die of monkey AIDS.

With the current British trend for all things yank related I.E, high school proms and baby showers etc, how long is it going to be before people here start celebrating the 4th of July? The fucking retards have already started roasting turkeys in November for thanksgiving.

How many men does it take to defend France against invasion? ............ No one knows, they've never tried.

American intelligence,, now that's an oxymoron.

And poor skippy had to endure years of being tied down by Rolf Harris. On a serious note, Rolf was the only true shock for me when all that celeb perv thing was going on, I liked him when I was a kid. Unlike saville who I always had pegged as a cunt.

Nah, when I turn up to the interviews they realise I lied on the application.

ISIS training camp.

No I just claim to be a disabled Syrian lesbian. I am currently being offered several jobs in community and "yoof" work.

And about 5% of that lot are probably ISIS sleepers.

Whenever you fill out any kind of application form these days there is a section requiring you to provide details of your ethnicity etc, and at the bottom it says that this is to comply with equal opportunity and non discriminatory policy. So if their intention is not to discriminate why the fuck do they need to know? Also applicants for council housing are now being asked whether their children are mixed race! Something's going very wrong with this country.

I meant the picture of whippets, not your post gypsy, don't want to get on the wrong side of pikeys, might wake up with the dochertys on my doorstep. Met him once. Seemed nice( but incoherent).

Fucking hilarious. Relevant too.

Gonna start drinking scotch now so hopefully I can fall asleep tonight and not sit here all night reading through the shit on here. Looked at open corner and discovered I had my own thread. Aww you guys.

I love nookie brown but find it produces a monumental amount of flatulence the next day. Is that normal or am I allergic? I quite enjoy bubs posts though, told my mum he called me the spasticated son of a nazi raped farmhand and she found it funny too.

Don't tell me that you don't miss kicking the shit out of him as much as I do,and I know what a cunt I am because it says proper cunt on my profile info.

What the fuck has bubble got to do with this one? Haven't heard from him for a day or 2.

Already worked it out and PM'd you to let you know. If I'm found guilty will there be a lynching like in " hang em high" ? Clint Eastwood films are great, I like the one with the big gun, and the one with the monkey.

Nob got caught in the petrol filler neck.

Reported for racism

I can remember when all this round 'ere was just fields.

Don't you mean a "rouge" agent? Like an Avon lady, surprised he has time for all these extra jobs now he has been promoted to happy meals at his primary workplace.

It appears the little gang is crumbling doesn't it, I hope my efforts to bring back bill work, at least he brings more to the fight than punkape, a lot more.

Calm down frank, have a nice cup of camomile tea and listen to some pan pipe music.

He may well try but I think you'll find my skin has grown surprisingly thick in the time since I had my much discussed wobble and I don't fear anybody, especially frank who has 4 or 5 alter egos just so that it appears he has support, for all I know I'm replying to him now. Good luck with the vendetta, you're going to need it.( and I'm trying to get bill reinstated so I can continue to cunt him off as well as the rest of you).

Have appealed to admin to have bill reinstated, explained to them that I prefer to fight my own battles. I hope they let him back in but if they don't it must be for reasons other than the little to-do between him and myself. Besides that I quite miss cunting him off and exposing him for the toss bag that he is.