Eric Cuntman

On the DVD shelf next to my telly, it's still in the cellophane because I have no interest in watching a cartoon film about lanky smurfs. PM me your home address and I'll pop it round. Glued to the end of a felling axe you insufferable little turd.

23 years on and I can still recite every word of that theme song, last decent thing Will Smith did before he started getting his talent free kids lucrative showbiz careers. And anyway, Carltons dancing was the funniest thing in it so fuck Will Smith, and his son who he should have named Won't smith

I loved that show, the group of Indians going out for "an English" and abusing the waiters,," oi Jeremy, hurry up with those chips"

Would you mind if I rang you to discuss your experiences while ringing cunts to discuss their experiences talking to cunts wishing to talk about accident compensation ? Do to have a moment to discuss our lord Jesus Christ?

I just wish that people from Bangladesh call centres would stop telling me that their names are david or Richard or Jennifer etc. if they just introduced themselves as Rajiv or Prakash I still wouldn't be interested in talking to them but I would at least respect the fact that they were real and not trying to gain favour by pretending to be English ( with a Chittagong accent for fucks sake!)

Just do what I do, draw little dots on your screen with a sharpie and move your silhouette up and down until it has eyes. Roadkill is obsessed with avatars coz he drew his own one and his mandatory attendant said it was ace.

The flag of the French SAS is a white cross on a white background. Motto:- "who cares who wins" and I have some French assault rifles for sale, never been fired and only dropped once.

I don't believe that for a minute, decimal never leaves his bedroom.

Hopefully monkey AIDS as I just posted.

On your own sonny jim, especially now that bubba's revealed that he fathered me in a farm raping incident in 1943, and if you do indeed pretend to have cancer you are a twisted fuck and I hope you die of monkey AIDS.

With the current British trend for all things yank related I.E, high school proms and baby showers etc, how long is it going to be before people here start celebrating the 4th of July? The fucking retards have already started roasting turkeys in November for thanksgiving.

How many men does it take to defend France against invasion? ............ No one knows, they've never tried.

American intelligence,, now that's an oxymoron.

And poor skippy had to endure years of being tied down by Rolf Harris. On a serious note, Rolf was the only true shock for me when all that celeb perv thing was going on, I liked him when I was a kid. Unlike saville who I always had pegged as a cunt.

Nah, when I turn up to the interviews they realise I lied on the application.

ISIS training camp.

No I just claim to be a disabled Syrian lesbian. I am currently being offered several jobs in community and "yoof" work.

And about 5% of that lot are probably ISIS sleepers.

Whenever you fill out any kind of application form these days there is a section requiring you to provide details of your ethnicity etc, and at the bottom it says that this is to comply with equal opportunity and non discriminatory policy. So if their intention is not to discriminate why the fuck do they need to know? Also applicants for council housing are now being asked whether their children are mixed race! Something's going very wrong with this country.

I meant the picture of whippets, not your post gypsy, don't want to get on the wrong side of pikeys, might wake up with the dochertys on my doorstep. Met him once. Seemed nice( but incoherent).

Fucking hilarious. Relevant too.

Gonna start drinking scotch now so hopefully I can fall asleep tonight and not sit here all night reading through the shit on here. Looked at open corner and discovered I had my own thread. Aww you guys.

I love nookie brown but find it produces a monumental amount of flatulence the next day. Is that normal or am I allergic? I quite enjoy bubs posts though, told my mum he called me the spasticated son of a nazi raped farmhand and she found it funny too.

Don't tell me that you don't miss kicking the shit out of him as much as I do,and I know what a cunt I am because it says proper cunt on my profile info.

What the fuck has bubble got to do with this one? Haven't heard from him for a day or 2.