Eric Cuntman

Learning to cope with it.

I wasn't implying that you were an intellectual demigod, merely that you alluded to it. I hope that was bollocks about plagiarising frank. That would be disappointing.

Not my department, I'll pass your request on to the boys from the sewage treatment plant.

Don't glorify him Roops. It requires a brain to make assumptions.

Those gutters won't sweep themselves.

It may be anonymous but none of us are AI programmes

Same old song. Again.

Whenever I've quoted or asked a question of you you have ignored me Decs. I have taken this as an indication that you consider yourself above me in some way. I've stated before that I respect your intelligence and humour. Shame I've had to lose my rag before you've now chosen to publicly acknowledge me.

An invitation to meet and have a rational debate face to face

And you cunt

Fuck off back to your thesaurus bubba. Everybody knows you're just a little wannabe frank anyway and I'm defending MYSELF. PM me your address and we'll see how you stand up in that department. Fucking pussyhole.

Oh they've all fucking logged out now! How the fuck we ever won a war is beyond me.

Orville wished he could fly. Rod hull attempted it once. He was filming a commercial for aerial and bounce.

And yes, I translated sheep shagger and some other bits using google because I was having a laugh with withers, so fucking what I'm not trying to claim I speak frog! I can get by in Polish and that's the end of my linguistic skills. But Jesus fucking Christ! The way Decs has got himself set up as the intellectual demigod of cunts corner is getting fucking stupid! He's going to build himself a fucking pyramid soon.

That's something else. The point I was trying to make is, at the moment the second anybody says or noms anything, Decs Bubba and even yourself immediately start grumbling and moaning like the old gits in the corner of the pub harking on about the old days and how everything was better. It's got so fucking political with certain people only liking certain others posts,I try not to do it, if Decs makes me laugh I give him a like etc, then you have bubs automatically liking anything frank says before he's even read the post! It's getting fucking cliquey in the extreme and it's fucking boring.

I don't know. Let's just change the name to miserable pedants corner, nobody nominate anything in case it may relate to something said 3 years ago. Let's all slash our fucking wrists. Merry fucking Xmas everyone.

Amant de moutons

Pain et beurre....

"Mandate"

Calvin Kleins....a cunt

That was the incident Gyps. I think it was in the car park of a motorway services, twatted him round the head and stole a briefcase.

I remember him being clumped with a baseball bat in a car park, I suspect it was Trevor Brooking, still bitter that his perfectly delivered cross was wasted by Keegans gay head flick at the World Cup. More concerned with swishing his perm than connecting with the ball. All footballists are prissy shitstabbing fairies.

I refuse to eat those filthy kebabs, I only eat proper English food, like curries.

I'm busy abusing geese on the terrace of my Gite.

I remember where Henry Cooper was at. He was in the communal shower slapping Kevin Keegans arse with a towel. Very suspect.