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Amorous long haired scousers are exactly what I'm talking about CB. Incidentally, if old Jimmy survives, they should give him Stephen Hawkins' voice programme. Try singing "Crazy Horses" now you fucker

oh dear, have I done this before Killer? But this time I'm not even joking. I really do regard these cunts as not as deserving as tax paying folk like me and Frau Rat. Or Rat Junior who is a qualified chemical engineer (occupation changed to protect his identity)

at the risk of sounding like a bit of a Nazi, I'm increasingly uncomfortable about NHS resources being spent on lower working class scum and their children. These swine already have a hoard of children but a new one, born with some mutation, will still get thousands spent on it. The little bastard, let's call him Connor, will only grow up to be a criminal/football fan.

I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool And I'll do anything you say But my spatial awareness might be fucked

your name would be Kelvin then

I feel bad about not liking Bubba because it's based on his avatar rather than anything he posts. Pen is the site's datum line that we all measure our shitness by.

I feel the new year will finally see the death of Frank on here Wizl I thank Lemmy, Filthy and Fast Eddy for this blessing

I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, And I'll do anything you say So long as you want incontinence and slurred speech

I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool And I'll do anything you say So long as it involves partial paralysis and drooling

yeah right..

more gay code talk Authoritah? Your lezza credentials are already fully accepted on here

isn't it, yeah?

standard blud

Bristow gravy

I'm assuming at the funeral, they'll set aside a room for respectful masturbation Killer. I've had a few dry runs at home but that's nothing compared to the rivers of splooge that will be produced on the day.

the thick twat, where's the racism?

I've made no secret of my love for the incandescently sexy June Whitfield on here. It has now gone into orbit

Q: which musician is our Frank most scared of? A: Frank Zapper

however misguided, you've got admire loyalty haven't you Jewdy?

AN OPEN LETTER FROM RATCUM Dear Cunts in Africa, if you live in a shithole, try some of the following solutions: move away don't immediately have 6 kids don't reach for the begging bowl Ratcum

you two are the Terry and June of this site

The actor Jonah Hill disgusts me. All he seems to do in films is swear and look smarmy. Then swear some more, before descending into further profanity.

Albert, you've gone fuckin mad!

many Asiatics exhibit convergent strabismus but seem to get away with it. This, along with Chinese counterfeiting of everything from Rolex to Rolls Royce, is a fuckin scandal. They should all be destroyed by a 1960s Godzilla style attack. Or Mothra of course

I've never said 'spagbol' in lieu of the correct descriptor for the pasta based meal. If everyone who uses the former were gassed, Britain would be a nicer place to live.