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Talking of code, in the army we used to describe an idiot politician or other cunt in the public eye, as a 'mag to grid'. No one else would know what we were talking about and we could feel all comradely and brotherhoodish. Problem is, I've recently reconnected with some of those guys on Facebook and they still think it's clever. Wankers.

Closing the education gap for 'poor' kids doesn't need to take 70 years. Knocking some sense into the selfish, immature chumps who call themselves parents would speed things up. Once you become a parent, your every waking moment should be dedicated to making sure your child has a better life than you. Much, much better.

he drove the speedboat that killed that woman

my wife's got a nob Slotto

popular fiction then

There's something unseemly, tawdry even, about Gandhi or Martin Luther King having to rely on viewers' votes to get through to the next round.

Which award category do you place a holocaust movie in? Always a quandary

will you just fuck off, you foetid minge

I see an Afghan Intelligence HQ has been blown up. That's 'Afghan'.... .... then 'intelligence', in the same sentence. Nah!

I knew it!!!

having a very serious discussion with Frau Rat and this isn't helping CB

quality

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Masturbating furiously

I bet he can't even pronounce 'quinoa' correctly, the antediluvian dog. Kill him Deco Faster pussycat

I told Katherine Jenkins my nob was Owain Glyndwr's sword. She immediately fell on it, arse first fortunately, shouting "I'm not worthy". I stood my ground and refused to be intimidated

A cunt modelled on a bird box intrigues me, especially if it was a tit box

This story should have been serialised in Der Sturmer. Anyway, fuck that shit CB. A spoiler alert is itself a spoiler, in that it alerts you to the approaching spoiler.

busy on here tonight eh Jewdy? Like Mexicans round a fuel pipe!

that kid that got stabbed. The press haven't (yet) dwelled on a few salient points: called Jaden riding a moped at 14 (a moped note, not his moped) moved from Nottingham with his mum (where's his dad?) (anti) social media are serving up real dirt on him

Johnny used to feed off Fanny

Oh the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, Most subsequently joined Islamic State, Who seemed less morally bankrupt than the West.

Wacky Racists surely?

Shit, I'd forgotten about Levin, the cunt's brilliant. As for Beggs, perhaps just for his hair in the 80s

he's 81 Authoritah I'm a Lady P tribute act by the way

a programme about the influence of the bass guitar. So they're bound to include a few from: John Paul Jones Roger Glover Chris Squire Lemmy God Geddy lee No. Coz some bitch (slap up dat) from The Talking Heads made the cunt programme. Well if you'd called it "Me on bass on other new wave and post punk band waggoners bollocks" I wouldn't be posting this. cunt