ratcum

no more pidgin shit thank you

It's fake mon. We have some of these fuckers in our garden and when I showed it to them, there was no reaction.

you crazy funkmeister Grotto

I fuckin will now Authoritah. What a genius idea! I could even bio-engineer some to only attack earwig lovers like Jewdy.

I want my ashes scattered over Gracie Fields

I could forgive Blair many things, but putting our troops in harms way when this country was under no threat was inexcusable. Sending them with inadequate equipment, one hand tied behind their backs and no exit strategy just adds to his war crimes. I hope a cancerous pus bursts his eyeballs, but not before he sees his entire family consumed my gay mould spores.

quality

I don't know what's worse Jewdy: the fact that 5% of the population don't know about the holocaust or that way more than that think it was an entirely Jewish affair or the % who remain clueless to the sacrifice of 25 million Russians

I think you've got it all wrong

I see that incomprehensible Geordie tart is using just her first name these days. Presumably even she was losing track of the number of thick 'stars' she allowed access to her dory trap. At least with Princess Margaret you knew where we stood.

you've always been the soothing balm of reason on here Wizzled.

You're right CB, pandas are shit at telling each other apart. Panda discos must be a fuckin riot as a result. We don't want these patchwork ursine dogs on here. As for the red bastards, they've been faking the entire panda groove for years.

if you can sex a panda at 15 yards, you'll do alright on here

good old Jiggly

LGBT radio would be better I suppose Gypo.

Alex Salmond was raped by Charles Kennedy's bar tab. "It was so big" he said "How could anyone have something grow so huge and so scary!"

The English raped the whole of Scotland and this will be Alex Salmond's defence.

Roger Stone, I'm into your running. Don't think I haven't clocked your black sunken eyes. And your hooked nose

wor then, now fuck off

Though shalt have a fishy on a little dishy Though shalt have a fishy After your uncle has abused you Coz we're working class northerners and it's our speciality

siege dildo

tranny goatherd

floozy lezza

poofter

We can never talk of this Authoritah