Never mind all that shit CB, I'm pitching a new film idea at Cannes this year; "FGM, the Gillette Years". Sponsorship, directors cut, toy franchise etc.
Fuck me if I didn't nearly twist my bastard ankle clean off today! Tripped in one of my holes as the cunt was filled with snow!
Hoisted by my own ah fuck it
Naively, I used to abhor black on black conflict in Africa Drizzle.
I used the think "why not have a pop at white colonialists instead of each other?". Which of course rather ignored the tribal dynamic.
I rarely get proper vexed these days but cunt Boris Johnson's cunt mother set me off today. This Tory spawning hag is moaning about the NHS not sending her a carer. FUCK! Your cuntagonal sons are all about dismantling it completely.