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ratcum

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  1. Rat Junior once asked me why I'd hissed "I told you never to ring me at home !" down the phone to a caller. Kid's ears were more sensitive than a fuckin Cold War sonar buoy
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    Shamina Begum

    like most crushed Asians, it sounded like an ungrateful cunt Authoritah
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    Shamina Begum

    fuck you're right Authoritah! Get Tampax on the phone and see if we can get a discount
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    Shamina Begum

    I see that degenerate ponce Karl Lagerfeld has fucked off. Good.
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    Shamina Begum

    what an unholy alliance we would make Jewdy! Me with my urbane tolerance and you with your xenophobic nationalism
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    Shamina Begum

    crab crab crab crab Who will rid me of this troublesome cunt?
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    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    Alain Finkielkraut. I mean you couldn't make it up could you Jewdy?
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    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    There was a story about a "Hiker takes on a mountain lion and wins" except I read it at as "Hitler takes on mountain lion, and wins" get in Adolf!
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    Shamina Begum

    yet again I log on and the first thing I see is crab crab crab crab and fuckin crab Give it a rest, work on your quality or just fuck off
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    Shamina Begum

    She should have used contraception, such as an IED
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    Joe Root

    This whole Gordon Banks thing is turning into Lady Diana. I mean it's not like he was getting ass fucked by a gypo while flying his kite in Paris.
  12. Scotty makes a badger baiter's spade look harmless
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    Martin Lewis

    Only a fuckin earwig could get rich on helping other cunts save money
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    Panorama cunts

    About fuckin time. The bar steward had it coming CB
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    Panorama cunts

    Look, people are still going round saying "mercy buckets". Am I the only person on here killing them and their immediate family? What the fuck are you bastards doing about it? Cunts
  16. whenever I come on here now it's crab crab crab crab and more crab. Give it a fuckin rest
  17. I have a genuine sense of Frank's death. It's uplifting. Liberating
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    Jordan Prickford

    Yeah, let's stick it to that Bambi cunt Stubb. I've eaten goat once but that's enough about my love life..
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    Jordan Prickford

    on the BBC site just now: "POLICE SHOOT MAN AND ARREST SIX OTHERS IN DEPTFORD" They should be doing this every single day, the useless cunts! Rat
  20. never mind all that shit Shrub. I had a professional colleague who married one of these cambers, and it was genuinely seedy from beginning to end.
  21. What does anyone do with unwanted cushions Deco? Burn them or leave them at an abandoned Butlins
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