ratcum

We should chat about the 'pure' Type 4. Not the Brush or the Peak, just the faithful family retainer. If I could buy one and put it in the garden, I'd get you over for tea

when does the witty, erudite banter start on this thread?

you wacky old buffer Jewdy

Reported for impersonating the legend that is Ratcum. I'm the only gay Nazi in Cunts Corner

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many children, the dirty slag

Deltics: stunning to look at but strangely anodyne to listen to.

After the Brush Type 2 debacle, he was never the same, was God

Indeed old friend. There's a pestilence on this land and Duncan's horses did sing Clean Bandit songs

I thought it AZT, on account of him being a toffee jouster CB

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester, In a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle, Right up to his middle, And said "Fuck, this is like Mozambique!"

ay up, here comes Johnny Africa again with his begging bowl. Last time it was not enough water, this time there's too much. Just fuck off and have civil war driven by corruption and tribal loyalties like you usually do. Fuckin cunts

All I know is, you're not the man I married Authoritah

My computer's been playing up Wiz. Do think the cunt's gone binary or summat?

John Lennon was a bit of a twat for much of the latter part of his life

Jennifer Saunders hasn't been funny for 20 years, so how did she deal with that in Comic Relief? In a shameful display of comedic relativism, she positioned herself next to humour void, Miranda Hart. That's like me standing next to a gas chamber, so I look less extreme. What an utter cuntbag

You're fucked Splotto. If Captain Grass, aka Jewdy, sees this, you'll be in chokey for ever

You're wasted on here CB. Kitten throttling is where you want to be mate

Yoko Ono must be right up there

Considering the enormity and tragedy of some recent events, how this vapid cretin and his ilk get coverage is beyond me.

I see some self publicising bland fuck from reality TV has died. Why is this news?

you used to be able to find a witch with my Nan's clit

Fuckin bastards really get on my goat. Arabs really get up it, the cunts

Qualitah of the week I think

You've been fuckin sick for years you mad dog

Good old Fender; like the siege of Lucknow, only without the relief