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I have been approached by members who wish to see my beatification confirmed. For me this is a demotion of course, so yes, I am aware of which way the wind is blowing.

The greater self-confidence an individual possesses; the less inclined he is to put down others.

this because your house has just burned down isn't it Southern?

I hear I had a fan club thread last night. Mad fuckers. I need that as much as a male pig needs a swine gelder

In fact, fuck it, I'd eat Susan Boyle

I would gladly eat Susan Boyle's festering miscarriage, if Tuppence Middleton's bare feet were under it

you brought this on yourself by insisting on being born Eric. You could have stayed inside as an ovarian cyst

get the fuck off my thread weirdo

I've just noticed the "POPULAR CONTRIBUTORS" window halfway down the homepage. What a fuckin load of old horse wank! Who are these vapid cretins? It's like a "WHO'S NOT" of cuntdom. I bet they're all heteros as well. Cunts

you white cunt

Normal is out, faggotry gaylord preversion is in. I'm as queer as a slice of milk. Hussah!

this is a zionist trap isn't it? Pathetic hetero behaviour. Long live MGBGTV8s !! LBJ and other presidents!

it's just their complete normality that fucks with my head Sploti. And there's so many of the fuckers, stealthily breeding away, never shouting about the need to be recognised, given equal rights or shoved down school kids throats. Fuck 'em I say, hetero cunts

In common with all heterosexuals, Assange is a deviant prevert who should be destroyed.

Heterosexuals disgust me. There, I've said it. Weird bastards with their normal sex and complete lack of media attention. Utter preverts who should be gassed.

that bastard's had more comebacks that David Furnish's arse

That's a bit like a black calling the pot a kettle Scrotals

Have you noticed Killer, that these missing link cunts, who failed to be modern day humans, all have the word "Homo" in their names? No wonder the twats didn't thrive. What next eh? Elton Johnus queer arsii discovered in a field in Watford.

You do right Authoritah. I've actually grown these bastards and they look like a dead man's cock that's been in a river for a week.

It's a lonely vigil watching out for these radicalised foodstuffs Beast. People laughed at my Leninist legume plot; well they're not laughing now are they?

womb rot is spreading to the pets of the middle classes Wiz. Fuckin disaster if you ask me.

Do what I do Killer. Invite every pregnant woman you see to your local Costa. Slip some Brucella abortus into their double mochas and stand back. My local is knee deep in writhing little critters!

Any cunt who poaches eggs or fish, is a roaring gaylord and latent Frenchman. I would introduce them to my old chum Simon Clonby an chortle at their sufferings. Rat

They are only there to protect the military industrial complex, Zionism and branches of Nandos

Geller is so full of shit, he has faecal recognition software on his phone.