Duckenfield simply didn't have the intellectual capacity to control something with more than one variable. He was a typical no 'O' levels plod who just happened to be a little bit taller than other thickies. What he did have in spades however, was the peasant cunning to make sure ANYONE but himself was blamed.
The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt
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People still have a pop at Josef Mengele but let's be honest, these sort of droogs simply wouldn't exist if his work had been carried on.
Barney the dinosaur would have copped it too.
Perhaps Kyle's show caused the odd participant to have a flash of metacognition Killer? To realise, even for a second, just how utterly pointless their existence is, could drive these sub-beings to suicide.