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The myth that the raids had a significant effect on war production has since been exploded. But we plucky Brits can always fall back on "well it was a morale booster" I suppose. The forced labourers swept away in the ensuing flood waters were less keen to subscribe to the latter. The raids did however lead to the Germans to defending just about every damn dam in the Reich after that.

cease and desist

You're on thin ice Gypo. Let's nip this silliness in the bud

A fair portion of thick as a brick yanks still think Jethro Tull was that bloke in.. well.. Jethro Tull

prawn grinder

We had a goldfish called Kretschmer. The fucker sank

Back in the day, Flinty was the only cunt whose name began with a 'F'. That sort of class can't be bought .

Two flying French people in one week? Madness

I think Sir Philip Greed bases his tax returns on this model Slotto fuckin Chinese 😑

The dyslexic fuck thought his mum said "go to your womb!" so he did just that. Suffocated apparently. And his dear old mum didn't shit right for a week

I had a go in a Cerbera but the interior was simply too much for me. It looked like Jules Verne had been fucked by spiders, who were also Tom Jones tribute acts.

probably about as much as a jew has for laying claim to Palestine

Well spotted MC. These toffee jousters are destroying the very fabric of society. Bummer

I'm tempted to rearrange your sentence to show you as the colossal prevert we know and love CB

you'll notice I always use a lower case 'i' for that blood soaked despotic regime, but a proud capital 'P' for the righteous state of Palestine. Now fuck off.

I suspect you're right about this cockney sparra Jewdy. The quinoa scoffing BBC execs are always on the look out for street urchins. Lew Grade used to do the same at ITV but not for any televisual purposes I imagine. I bet him and Harvey Weinstein could swap some stories eh?

Gally Rinekah

I can't endorse President Reagan's recently revealed comments (from 1971) about Africans. I can however, remember my first sight of black Africans in shoes. It was at Heathrow Airport in 1974. Most had no laces, none wore socks and the women and children had simply discarded them. They also had bigger feet than I'd observed on people around me which I found strangely fascinating and unworldly. Stranger still, was their carry on luggage … and I'm not joking here: Bedding (colourful blankets and pillows) Televisions Huge black bags with fuck knows what in. Massive suitcases with their capacity doubled by bungee cords What are we allowed to say about such sights?

Let's face it Authoritah, Yorkshire's barely hidden racist policy "you have to have been born in Yorkshire to play for us" didn't anticipate "Bradford" or "Leeds" or "Sheffield"

nowt queer as folk eh OB? Apparently Ernst Röhm couldn't sleep at night without having a live chicken in the bed with him.

she's a dirty cow. However I'd use Mother Theresa's verruca shavings instead of parmesan if I could lick her feet

we should discuss this over a skinny latte DC. The skinnier the better

Oh no.. 😒

Like Ali slagging off Frasier eh? In the end it was that sap Foreman who made more money for the white man. With a fuckin toaster or whatever the thing is.

fuck, I didn't know that! The snivelling cushion. Gas his arse CB