ratcum
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Is it OK if someone wants to live for years on a bench?
ratcum replied to Miles's topic in The Corner
there comes a time in a man's life, when his thoughts turn to behaving inappropriately with a chicken or other bird. I'm at that point now Frank. How do I 'sex' a bird before approaching it and is this necessary anyway? -
I reckon the majority of these stabby types are disenchanted with donkeys Stubz. It's pretty obvious to me that David Copperfield's aunt was part of a terrorist cell.
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out of respect I won't give this a like 'Boro, but it is fuckin funny
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there's a Kia dealer near us Jewdy, and the locals all buy Kias. In our old place it was Vauxhalls. What does it say about this nation?
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sales of butter haven't been so high since "Last Tango in Paris" My aunty Vi queued all night..
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@ratcum? I've sent round Robin you cunt
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innit
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I wouldn't stand for them
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autistic kids are mad bastards. I'd shoot the sideways glancing fuckers, without so much as a second look
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fuck off
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@ratcum? @fuckin ratcum? I'll fuckin give you cunting @ bastard ratcum you chode
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you'll get fucked for this Scrotals. I ain't no grass though
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kill me
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quiet tonight eh P? Ever been on a Hoseasons holiday?
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you'd have a classic Citroen DS surely Frank?
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fuckin hell Dec
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Three Thirty men in a boat bunk
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happy to discuss Prince Andrew's nipples with you Punk. Despite his patronage of a semite's paedo pleasure palace, I think those firm buds could satisfy a cunt.
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I thought the mayor of Hiroshima said something else, but I'll go with your new interpretation CB. Can't wait to see your holocaust revisited in the romantic fiction section
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are you on drugs Authoritah?
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You're a good man MC. I tide of shit threatens to envelope this site, surfed on by faecal Frank himself. Death to the poo people.
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I'm like a god on here Frank. Cunts pay me tribute, sacrifice goats, offer their services, prostrate themselves for my warrant. You are but an asymmetric scrotum, a flaccid organ
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I don't have improper desires pertaining to Andrew's breasts MC. I bet not everyone on here could own the same with such confidence
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good old Jewdy
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I agree Eddie. What do you think about Matteson's sausage? The reduced fat version is a travesty imho
