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..and lo, on the third day he rose and Mary Slagdelene didn't recognise his arse

I've watched your video Costas. Playing it backwards revealed your deep love for Jewdy. Clever.

They are bastards indeed

In my father's house there are many mansions

Intellectually, he tended to rely on his whippet but his arse had British spunk in gallons. I loved him.

Nice avatar CCB

Wise advice Wizzo. All my emails are copied to Jewdy's account at his secure unit. His carers say it helps his with his long term decline

I already did this Punko, safe in the knowledge that Plod would take weeks respond, go to the wrong house and blame a black person.

There's always a first time CB.

Pete Burns? I wish I'd tried that before he died

I buried mine under our lawn and was worried that two person shaped patches might start to exhibit atypical growth.

They can always find money for London shit like the Crossrail or repairs after the Blitz. I hate Londoners and Phil Collins

Early in Motorhead's career I remember reading that if they moved in next to you, your lawn would die

Well it's fucked up quite a few things like my Hotmail. Cunts

BBC called Burns a pop legend. Eh?

my normal login (on Windows Explorer) is fucked. What's going on?

It'll be a hollow experience Luke. Adoration yes, but not from the cognoscenti, just nouveau cunts who know the price of everything but ....etc.

Cheap Quisling whore

Deco's alive!

MASSIVE SPEC. ALL THE TOYS. 12v SOCKET IN BOOT.

You're right of course Zorba. I should die with dignity. Then not die without it.

It's not the real Frank gypo, just an ordinary person dressed up. Just like the monsters on Doctor Who you see.

Thanks for the tip CB. Unfortunately phylogenetics is really ripping up the rulebook of classification. Red pandas have been moved from panda club to just regular bear club. As this was on a free transfer, I can see them eventually slipping into the minor leagues, like Scousers did. Honey badgers are now closer to Volvo V40s by the way. I know my earwigs though. Fuck yeah.

Just like Jesus died to forgive us our sins, you ate that curry so the rest of us could have the carvery. Well done Deebly.

I like the cut of your jib on here Donny but you've fucked up badly with this comment. It's caraway seeds with badger, not thyme. Unless you were thinking of the Asiatic Stink Badger of course.