I have to agree with your arse on this Punkawallah. A bit like religion, if they just ate the clot of purple phlegm in the privacy of their own hovels, then we'd say no more about it. But no, they have to get all evangelical: "it's not like the stuff you get in jars you know" and "serve it with a lobster jus and fresh badger retina". My Aunty Vi