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ratcum

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  1. ratcum

    Chumlee

    What about Eric of Arimathea who gave up his fancy tomb so that Jesus could be buried there? He negotiated with Pilate (no easy task) in order to collect the body from Golgotha, measure up for a shroud etc.
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    Driveby Woofers

    I told Frau Rat she needed to hire one of those Rug Doctors... she kicked the fuck out of me
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    Driveby Woofers

    They all jerk off to images of Tim Westwood
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    Driveby Woofers

    You should have lapsed into the vernacular Luke, with something like "Sup dawg, ma homes nigga". Then shot them all with your Glock. They would have appreciated the 'spect yo arse waz paying dem blud' as they died.
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    English Heritage

    I love the way that as the mercury drops; the heels get higher. Wor lasses would have got Scott to the Pole better than those shite ponies. And tugged him off as a reward
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    English Heritage

    Don't forget the freezing cold winter evenings I the city centre Killer, where you can warm your hands and nearly naked pissed Geordie tarts.
  7. Shrooms? On The Corner? Let me at them Deebie!! Fuckin Shroom bastards should be destroyed
  8. Oh no it's Still Bickers! I'm going as things look like they're about to kick off.
  9. Careful it doesn't backfire and you both end up on a walking holiday in Bad Wiessee
  10. You're not still pissed old man?
  11. I have to agree with your arse on this Punkawallah. A bit like religion, if they just ate the clot of purple phlegm in the privacy of their own hovels, then we'd say no more about it. But no, they have to get all evangelical: "it's not like the stuff you get in jars you know" and "serve it with a lobster jus and fresh badger retina". My Aunty Vi
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    Fireworks

    Good old Gobblo; always ready to see the positive in everything. They could have done with you in Treblinka; "At least we get to have a decent wash now!"
  13. He's not the real Drew Deco, just a turd dressed up to look like him.
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    Fireworks

    The stuff in the pouches smells obscene. Reminds me of my nan's pouch before they relined her brakes. When she came round, you could close your eyes and think you were on Conway quay. On a Saturday.
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    Dave the worm

    As a former straightened transformer lesbian bi-stud valve radio sex dogger, I understand what you're saying here Deco
  16. No it was for the Morris Minor dancing
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    Prosecco

    You would have loved Jewdy Killer. I could post something, write down what he was going to say, then logon later to observe he had in fact said it. A sort of predictive text thing, just slower.
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