ratcum
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I don't really know Snatcho. It's too late for me anyway, so save yourself while I take a few of the bastards with me
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Oh alright then
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If being human is so boring that they have invest in South American scum, then they should be stamped into panels for the new Nissan Puke.
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A few quick old fashioned cunts from Rat. These jingling spastics should be tied together and used as bollards in Pamplona
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Ellie, Lizzy, Tilly, Lydia, Jessica, Roman Holiday, APR 2000%
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Oliver, Oscar, Jake, Ethan, Luke, Nun Shredder, blah blah blah
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My Aunty Vi
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...probably
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I used to get Earth Kitt and Urethra Franklin mixed up.
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She looks like a puffer fish
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Good old Baws! As vexed as an abortionist who's forgotten his NutriBullet
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Good old Gurty. Like having a wank in a blizzard; can't see the point and there's no end to it
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Good old Gurty, been fisted by a polydactyl warthog but still game for more!
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You're right CB. There's no sport in it. I mean it's not like any of it really happened anyway is it?
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Does this mean you might tire of my Nazi japes?
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Good old Gurtly, as restrained as a quadruple amputee in a well wrapped vice
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They've been warm for a while. It's like the first term at boarding school for them on here.
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Our Rabbi was a nipper too
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Ape me old mate, can you post a polaroid of yourself in heels like Michelle Obama's?
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Do what you need to do. You're an alright cunt but I can't make any exceptions. Neither did Himmler.
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Nah, he's more of a bent fescue sort of dude.
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What a total dunce Quincly! I can imagine you getting arrested for trying to milk a sheik. Arf
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Sorry no lefties on here Eric. I would suggest you shoot yourself but you'd probably fuckin miss. Is there a river near where you live?
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Good old Jiggly, the only person I know to be convicted of oil seed rape
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That makes you sisters right?
