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...and serve it on something impractical and far removed from an actual plate. Like a still warm, late term abortion. Actually that might keep the food warm, so not as impractical as I first thought. In fact it's a good idea. I think I'll call it the Stopes' Friend and go on Dragons Den with it.

cunt probably got scurvy too

If you were a vegetable Scotty, which sort would you like to be?

I was a Chorlton Separatist for a while

He's one of the Four Whoresmen of the Acropolis

Next you'll be telling us Popeye's girlfriend was from Greece

Imagine going to watch Man City (come on you Blues!) at Maine Road only to be redirected to a stadium owned by unsavoury types from a 'kingdom' with a shit human rights record. Well you just wouldn't would you? Unless of course you were a thicko football fan wearing replica kit, which is different from last year's kit. And the year before that.

Imagine if someone got mixed up and asked for United Arab Enemas instead? That'd be a wiggly situation eh?

I'm thinking of buying a coon because my old cat is ill

Frank is a virtual lezza

Jazz was good. The past is always better. Rickets was fuckin hysterical

I ain't no grass you sleg

It remains an aspiration Eric. I did send in Foetus Foot, the super hero who had near full term babies instead of actual feet. Cunts never bothered replying.

Bovine luv is good but don't milk it

As a big fan of The Mole from Thunderbirds, this is on the verge of offensive

undifferentiated filf

That reminds me, it's time for my ju flab

Nazi filf (sic)

And on top of that, you can s and ride around on your elbows

No, but I was reading GQ in a hotel the other day and it was filled with them. I had to check I hadn't picked an SCS catalogue. Or the Salford edition of Who the Fuck's Who

When visiting the zoo, I never miss the opportunity of going up to a rhinoceros and shouting "Oi you pachy cunt!". People look at me funny until I explain rhinos, elephants and hippos are pachyderms. Much chortling invariably ensues.

I still piss in mine

Bet you fuckin can't read this one: !

Get the fuck off my thread

Skoda fabia for you then Alfalfa