How did we manage before we had 'epicentre'? I'll tell you how Fast Eddie, we just had the fucking centre. When my Aunty Vi entertained drunk US servicemen, she said "aim for the centre love and let nature take its course".
Scotty's right, peephole bras for senior girl guides makes perfect sense. In fact Brownies should only make fudge brownies, and guides should show us where they've hidden them
BBC website has an item on downward mobility and lack of employment opportunities for graduates. Their sob story examples? Two teenage pregger types, who then went on to get Degrees in (1) Media and Cultural Studies and (2) Criminology, you know the one that isn't Law, Psychology or any of the useful forensic subjects like Molecular Chemistry or Etymology. FUCK 'EM I SAY. FUCKING USELESS CUNTS
Fuck have you been duped by this bastard's media campaign CB. It only appears in ammonia and Nitric acid due to the efforts of others. It's the same with nitrates used by all plants. Fucking bacteria have to either snatch it out the cunting sky or from rotting dead stuff. The whole so called 'Nitrofuckingen bicycle is a con.
This is also a good nom because the workshy scrounger that is gaseous nitrogen has been a burden for millennia. It's makes up 79% of the air around us but contributes nothing by way of health, culture or the arts
Well you're missing out Killer. Eating your own scabs is, in my inflated opinion, a form of restorative justice. If I'm in really good spirits, I scratch a few off and slip them to my cat, Dirlewanger.
The queen is a dirty cow. My Aunty Vi used to work security at the palace, disguised as a corgi. Everyday she had to squeeze into this ridiculous dog costume, and then get blamed for any farty smells eminating from The Queen Mother.