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It's the same cunts who often say "I can't get my head round that". Well quarter wits, try using your hands instead. They're more flexible and designed for that very purpose.

Who cares? Johnnie Colonial was subservient and not at all uppity. Look at the fuckin Irish and all the trouble they've been. Catholics sabotaged the Titannic

Imagine if we'd said to Saddam Hussain, "look you oily heap of shit, we can let your people kill you, or you can compete at Wimbledon. Which is it to be?" He'd say yes, but when he got to the first round the cunt would say "I don't recognise this court" and get killed anyway.

over a Camp Coffee no doubt

I think she had a frenulum transplanted in where her septum was. Now she can feel a bit of dick all the time. Chortle meltdown

I think you mean decoys Eric

If the cunt had just made the baby into punch (non alcoholic of course) rather than clunk it one, the mother probably would have been fine. When my Aunty Vi did abortions from the 'I scream van' she often used to put the little critters in a punch bowl. Mind you, people had respect in them days. And rickets.

Yes but in them days, almost anything could strip paint off a car Wizzo. My Aunty Vi's labia for instance. Or a flame thrower.

Yes, but your scrotum can act. I remember its particularly fine Othello at The Globe in '96. Masterful diction.

loony

Imagine if you drove to Currys to buy a radio, but inadvertently went into Pets at Home instead? I mean, fuck! You'd probably pick up something small like a Jack Russell and hardly notice at first.

Lets not forget the other type of crisp mong Fender? A Downs Syndromer who's got burned to death. I mean, even you'd take your time eating that fucker

It just me laugh Eric. It's like a hopelessly misplaced epithet in that it actually says nothing at all. I think it was on some of the original posters.

all of that Dingles. And more

The CC gene pool is shrinking to near extinction levels. Established cunts get hacked off with new bloods dissing them, but without them the site is dead. Tell your friends enemies about this site.

yeah but did you see the fuckin pantographs on those bad girls? Phwooaaarrr!

Dad?

eh?

Death to their arses then! Not forgetting their arses are where their heads are. And there's two of them.

Indeed. Some of my relatives by marriage included. I wish Jewdy were here to see this

On Facebook an ad for one of those online games keeps appearing on the right hand side . The strap line is "fancy killing some Nazis?" I actually find this offensive.

Imagine if you bought a house and asked your builder to fit a larder, but instead he thought you said 'Lada'? You'd go to put your eggs in it only to find it had leaked oil all over the place! Hah, things could only get funnier as time went on.

Am I? I wasn't aware I was but I'm glad if I am. I mean, they're all cunts out there!

Apparently a representative from Norfolk County Council is flying out there to advise

As a student I would have regarded a 'tenner lady' as out of my price range.