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There is much in what you say Killer; I can't excuse the tash at all. It made a twatty Austrian appear even twattier

50 years behind the oboe and proud of it

No. He tapped into the will of the people (a marketing company's dream) and we make a big mistake by not recognising that. It will happen again because we abandoned intellectual rigour for gross generalisations when writing the history of that era. Remember, he was Time Magazine's Man of The Year for 1938, by which time everyone knew his agenda.

To Rhyl? They closed the Sun Centre years ago

Explain.

Where in God's prepuce have you been Deeb?

astronomically homo

Cresta pop was fuckin weird

yes, but the Rola Cola message...

I can see there was much pain in your carbonated drinks life Gypo. Peter Kay's Rola Cola sketch must touch a nerve

Fuck yeah, fuckin Morrisey. Aaaarghhh! Rat junior likes The Smiths despite my best efforts to demonise fag wannabe poets the world over.

I utterly detest Phil Collins. The bastard was up his arse before the phrase was even invented.

they could also do with a few more 'O' levels between them. Or a cycling proficiency badge.

Quite the shock jock Dave. Anything else to tell us?

tell us about yourself Dave

Don't be like that Dave

Dave?

I'm sorry Dave, I don't know where that is. Is it a real place?

Where are you from Dave?

I don't know who you are friend, but do mind if I call you Dave?

Watched some of those 24hrs in A & E, GPs behind closed doors things yesterday with Frau Rat. Nearly everyone of the patients was overweight. I ended quite cross. Vexed even.

stop this alchemy

and kneecaps

No, I've gone all red now. Gawd, this always happens to me!

Gypo, do you mind if I say something suggestive about forelock tugging?