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Castro annoyed, confused and then pissed on the USA so he's cool beans for Ratty. Emptying his jails of the dregs of humanity and letting them go to the Land of Opportunity (Florida) was a masterstroke. This one move guaranteed degenerate yank society would sink further into its own drug fuelled cesspit for decades to come. Neil before me

Very wrong but I find myself bursting with something akin to pride. It might just be gas of course.

No, that was John! Alan was the one with big eyes and the funny walk. He drove a yellow hoover underwater

Do you multi-quote because you didn't go to university Dingly?

...probably

Pod 13 had a lifelike replica of Tin-Tin that Brains made in secret. He often disappeared in there to make, ahem, 'adjustments' to her chassis

I thought Gower was Alan from Thunderbirds. What a strange fuck he was.

I couldn't take his hair. I sometimes wondered why Brain May was turning out for England

A lot of people got their fingers burned in '73 Killer. With so many switching from rabbits there was over supply just when demand was dropping anyway. My Dad tried it with silent order nuns.

Imagine if Goebbels had opened a gerbil shop in Gorbals and pimped a few girls from there too.

Good old Punkly. Like a stream of bat's piss

Imagine if the Doobie Brothers got confused with the Dobbie Brothers? What larks and songs they would come up with eh?

Neil is a sofa loving Zionist apologist and his name will go on the list

I respect his authoritah

I read it when it was still a pukka children's comic and it was excellent. Then it started becoming like an adult graphic novel for up themselves students and Audi drivers. I occasionally buy a copy these days just to check on what Dredd is up to.

Melted my thrill circuits on many a Thursday. Splundig Vur Thrigg Earthlet!

The same

Imagine if you were on a walking holiday in Ireland and your knees became really sore and swollen.

he was a fuckin loathsome stinking sofa (that was shagging the likes of Jane Birkin and Bridget Bardot).

was he opening a gate at the time? Faakin hell !

Cunt sounds like Jesus and his silly miracles

You're right Eric, Terry Fuckwit remains the role model for most of our politicians. The yanks stomached another 2 years of old Adolf, happy to make money out of both sides. You could still buy Kodak colour film in Germany in early 1942 and IG Farben enjoyed international investment for even longer.

quality

certainly not!! I only ever controlled Frank and Jewdy. Punkape is an enema

A lad in my class once said "I've never bummed a queer but I've bummed a man who has". He was fucked up.