ratcum
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plugging their respective drainage holes will not yield similar results Eric. Essex girl will be glad you brought a friend but Indesit will just fill up with disgusting goo. Oh wait a minute...
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Yes. Or 'terror cell weave' with 'unexploded munition detailing'
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my nearest barber's is a steaming cauldron of ribald faggotry, so yes I do walk right in. I don't know if it's tongue in cheek or not, but it's arranged in such a way that you have to use the rear entrance.
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Imagine if you ordered a berber remnant from Carpet Shite and they delivered one of these buggers?
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I've read about sex with donkeys but this is beautifully crafted
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Frank's wife has been over the brush for 15 years and she's far from fuckin splendid
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I hand out the sexual orientation epaulettes on here Eric, you pan galactic fish slice
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sleg
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AA Gill "a giant of journalism"? I don't think so.
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Right you are squire
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When I glanced at this I thought it said "Richard Orgasm". I don't know if that helps at all?
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I don't want to think this Wizzo
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Shit, Frank's wife's still at it is she?
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I agree with your disagreement
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I will not respond to a multi quote. My missives deserve someone's full attention, and cannot be blended with ejaculations of the lower orders. Ding is equine splooge
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I've just accidentally done a multi quote as I was interrupted by Frau Rat. What's more, I can't remember how I did it!! Better still, I don't care because multi quoting is horsewank of the lowest order
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Have the prostitutes improved? grassing a grass cancels out, but I can report your grassing. Er, well that's it really
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you steal that bed somewhere boy?
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It's too late for me Killer; the Olympics were on the news again tonight. It's the start of slippery slope that will dog me all the way to the opening ceremony.
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no they don't
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I hears yo mama gone gotta herself a bran new bag. She steal that somewhere boy?
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Was that you I saw hiding in the wood pile Eric? I came over all Enid Blyton and had to lie down for a minute you know.
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RATCUM: (robotically) I don't know what you're talking about weird cunt I don't know and have never talked to before.
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I might have sloped off by then Eric
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monstrous rug muncher
