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We built better gas chambers too

Chi Tin Fuk to name but one. In common with many of these Asian cambers, he's anglicised his name to "Betting Syndicate Stooge"

Ditto. Not Beth Ditto

I'm 100% EU and want a United States of Europe as it would be a far more culturally sophisticated than America or China. We have better brains and a sounder world view than the aforementioned goons, and don't have the burning desire to police entire planet. Britain however, much to my shame, is too immature as a society to cope with the levels of cooperation that this would require. We'll never be able to cope with immigration until we stop regarding it as such

I didn't know he collected SS figures! I've got some Dirlewanger Brigade which I'd trade for any mounted Florian Geyer figures

FGM? Fuck that's fuckin hardcore Bubbly. Do you piss through your eyes now?

Being a chorister must have been a very touching experience

Vichy dog

Is Radio 2 part of everyone's 'end of life plan'

does the pope shit wooden bears?

lezza

I've also stayed at the Riu Palace in Maspalomas

except he's not real and would just be expressing Jim Henson's opinion. Who's dead.

Never mind that Gypo, imagine what umpire Dickie Bird would have thought!

I've seen "Le Fantome de la Rue Morgue" if that's any help?

Woolworths in Rhyl would require similar precautions

I know nothing ever came of that botched Cliff Richard noncy investigation, but he was always in the shadows wasn't he?

I'd never be comfortable with Biggles in my cockpit.

Happy Days Al has a distinctly roman nose, whereas this ghastly woman doesn't. I'm aware this is a trap btw fyi wd40

immeasurably vast lezzer. Leviathan lobster trough.

we should root out the phoneless cords on here Deco. And any infinite velvet tippers of course

I hate these cunts almost as much as morris dancers CB. They should have stoats hammered into both eye sockets

More frankly coward I think

Ah yes, he of "Crouching Eel Hidden Propeller" fame.

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